I paid a premium for you, Madame, because you said you had a lot of fans, but this is not what I thought you meant!
Even with the heavy-duty kite string it was obvious to everyone who was interested (and that wasn’t everyone!) the opponent’s kite soon would win the battle.
Nobody had the heart to tell the artist that he was forgetting to wear his glasses.
Minus) Horsefly bites on the bits (from experience!)
He is thinking ahead to the completion of his queening chair.
There once was a man called Ismael…
“Hmmmm … I see yours hangs to the right … the most of what I see hang to the left!”
Wasn’t there a duck-shaped potato in a Dick van Dyke episode? IIRC, he was auditioning for a television show because the “moles” on his back made a shape (bell?) and they turned out to be scars instead. Meanwhile, a dog “that never eats” ate the head off of the duck-shaped potato. For some reason, I never forgot that episode.
Nope. Not a single one is a cabbage-patch kid.
And now my left arm is getting tired holding up my right arm! Would you please hurry up and finish?!?