“Ah, this must be what a bustier is!”
Yes, I have a hand in this enterprise.
I saw this hanging in the store window and just had to buy it! (with apologies to Carol Burnett)
Don’t worry, cap’n, it’ll buff out.
Tell me, son, did it smell like this?
Why the F did you wear your pants with a button fly! You know I can’t undo those one-handed!
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A still from one of the first unboxing videos.
She couldn’t understand why the shoe salesman insisted on she taking her clothes off for the fitting, but, then, she figured he was the expert.
Well said! I like the sentiment.