“Buddy, your comments regarding my hiney while I’m doing laundry weren’t funny the first time and I’m now going to make sure you understand that they weren’t funny the last time by making it difficult for you to repeat them clearly for anyone to understand!”
“I’ve got Millie calmed down now, and you’ve cleaned the blood off the pitchfork. Yes, they shouldn’t have been in the haystack, but, still, you have to go to Billy and his parents and apologize for what you did.”
“Can we send your mother here, please? I hear it is a lovely place to visit.”