20 years ago a pretty young Nordic girl visiting my city was walking down the street in a top like this, with one breast on show. A construction worker fell off a scaffold and broke his leg in three places because he gawked a little too hard. She was fined for “creating a public disturbance.”
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3009 (October 11, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here. The November 13, 2014, strip has the prior.
I would have thought “nip slip” and “wardrobe malfunction “ Would have dominated the comments. Either those comments were too easy or my cultural references are outdated
In the painting, I see a bird of some kind, an apple, a cup & saucer, a partially dressed young woman, and the title of the painting is “The Straw Hat?”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
She answered an ad that said:
Wanted: hat model
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Kattie was hoping her nip-slip would go unnoticed.
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
what did the bra say to the hat? you go on a head, i will give these two a lift!
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
For one b@@b you only get the cheap beads. BTW, nice Mardi Gras hat.
orinoco womble over 1 year ago
20 years ago a pretty young Nordic girl visiting my city was walking down the street in a top like this, with one breast on show. A construction worker fell off a scaffold and broke his leg in three places because he gawked a little too hard. She was fined for “creating a public disturbance.”
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
She noticed his lecherous leer/
And she told him “my eyes are up here
to which he replied/
“that need not be denied /
but that’s not where I’m looking, my dear !”///
It was only a “wardrobe mishap”/
but he was the fortunate chap/
who caught it on tape/
and made his escape -/
he even avoided her slap !///
She had let it hang out on a dare/
But nobody seemed to care/
So she let out the other/
Couldn’t let the thing smother-/
Shouldn’t both of them get some fresh air ?
To do otherwise wouldn’t be fair !
Funny_Ha_Ha over 1 year ago
Clarista always got an extra shot of pumpkin spice from her barista.
pschearer Premium Member over 1 year ago
The title is “The Straw Hat”. My reaction is “Hat? What hat?”
Zykoic over 1 year ago
Half full, half empty?
Pondering, pondering……
Bilan over 1 year ago
She got the attention she wanted, but she was getting tired of the other diners continually saying, Pass the milk!.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
The Amazon pledge wondered nervously what the sorority initiation would involve …
otrfan over 1 year ago
The secret is her hat
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
She helped the artist stay ‘a breast’ of the latest art trends.
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
“What do you mean want to do the breaststroke? We’re nowhere near a pool, silly.”
Exasperated999 over 1 year ago
You can leave your hat on…
jbrobo Premium Member over 1 year ago
Helen,wearing the dress that scored her free drinks every time she wore it.
jdculhane46 over 1 year ago
Interesting, but it never caught on as a method to signal a turn
mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago
The straw hat:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mark_Gertler_-_The_Straw_Hat_-_1924.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3009 (October 11, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here. The November 13, 2014, strip has the prior.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Gaia remarked, “The Atmosphere’s so hot in here!”
And forgot that she wore no brassiere
As she adjusted her blouse
Ev’ry one in the house
Got a glimpse of her West hemisphere
.
The climate in that room seemed changed
When Gaia’s top became disarranged
The suspense was as to whether
The East side still in tether
Would next from its nest be estranged.
.
The men in the room squirmed in lust
As Gaia sat exposed with one bust
But she wasn’t much flustered
Her composure she mustered
And smoothly became then re-trussed.
Lotus over 1 year ago
Helen contemplating a “wardrobe malfunction” before her gig at the next Super Bowl.
Buzzworld over 1 year ago
A Parakeet and a Pair-a-Teet
MS72 over 1 year ago
Okay, now let’s see if the drapes match the carpet…
Reader over 1 year ago
Mark Gertler doesn’t think this counts as a kiss and tell?
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
https://imgur.com/mfSkHVk
DM2860 over 1 year ago
Well I have seen that, only they had a baby or toddler to then cover it up. And the time it happened in my party, we were quickly seated in a booth.
wincoach Premium Member over 1 year ago
Margaret was about to demonstrate how she carries her own milk for her coffee.
prrdh over 1 year ago
Here’s lookin’ at ya!
ragsarooni Premium Member over 1 year ago
Kimberly needs a bra…..I mean,just LOOK at those door knockers!
Rev Phnk Ey over 1 year ago
Nice tata
jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“How’s the baseball game?” “Great! Right now, there is one out and no one on!”
Radish the wordsmith over 1 year ago
She left a large tip.
kwardecke Premium Member over 1 year ago
I would have thought “nip slip” and “wardrobe malfunction “ Would have dominated the comments. Either those comments were too easy or my cultural references are outdated
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
Someone should warn her that tropical birds are very adept at spotting ripening fruit and plucking it off with their powerful beaks…
RadioDial Premium Member over 1 year ago
That should work!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh Alonzo, I just started to undress…but I see you are already…ready!
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
A free showing of Two Moon Junction.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Where you at Solstice*1947 ?
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
Kimberly liked to photo bomb paintings.
Another Take over 1 year ago
PARROT: IMPLANTS! SQWAUK! IMPLANTS!
Another Take over 1 year ago
Nothing could be finer / Than a hetero dress designer / in the mor-or-ning!
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
She caused only a minor sensation./
Had she been in a state of lactation/
The exposure, unplanned,/
Would have gotten her banned/
In one half of our fractured nation..
anomaly over 1 year ago
Millie finally discovered a sure-fire way to break the ice at parties.
Call me Ishmael over 1 year ago
She’s having an apple with tea./
She’s behaving quite virtuously./
Perhaps that suffices/
If you eat it in slices:/
But it looks like starvation to me…
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
In the painting, I see a bird of some kind, an apple, a cup & saucer, a partially dressed young woman, and the title of the painting is “The Straw Hat?”
stamps over 1 year ago
Nice clavicles!
Ken Holman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Kimberly just stared at her husband when the parrot squawked using his voice “Thank you, Susan! Thank you, Tabitha! Thank you, Mary!”
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
Nice hat and flower!
d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago
being nice to pet’s week, Kimberly showed her breast to her pet parrot jocko. he was not impressed, he had seen bigger and better ones on turkeys.
stamps over 1 year ago
Emily seems bemused by winning the melon contest at the annual county fair.
bethramrz2 over 1 year ago
Using her rack should not be a hackWhen these days, it’s baby’s got back…how did she decide which side to untie?and did she have help from her claque?
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago
In the department store’s security room, they were amazed at the things she was attempting to steal in her bosom.
They missed her stealing the hat though.
Solstice*1947 over 1 year ago
/// This young woman does not seem to care
that one breast is now totally bare.
When the strap slipped her shoulder,
did her chest not feel colder?
We see clues that the air’s nippy there.
Blatherskite over 1 year ago
“No, no my dear, you’ve misheard me! I said I wanted to paint that oriole you have there…
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
she’d always had trouble keeping abreast of mundane aspects of daily life, things like taking your hat off inside…
l3i7l over 1 year ago
Nobody mentioned The Fugs or The Holy Modal Rounders?
♫ They’re big and round
♪ They’re all around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA
JH&Cats over 1 year ago
I like the palette: many shades of coral, with forest green accents.