I’m with you. I worked for the postal service and I never had to decide what to wear to work. I enjoyed wearing a uniform.
Ha! Now I have coffee coming out of my nose. The true sign of a funny comic.
He could let you borrow some of those strips , but then he’d become a loan shark.
I think it was jack buck during a broadcast of a St. Louis baseball game. What do Michael Jackson and the St. Louis cardinals have In common? They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason at all.
“If I had half a mind………..”
Fido was just about to attack the cat on the sergeants head.
Self government won’t work without self discipline.
He can wait for enlightenment
I like the sunrise. It’s the promise of a brand new day that hasn’t been used yet.
Homer? Can you practice herding cats somewhere else?