Who doesn’t dream of becoming a successful writer. An easy life, money, adoring fans…maybe this is why the internet is clogged with bad written novels.
I blame my mother for my need to write. When I was very young and could not fall asleep, she would say “lie quietly and tell yourself a story”. By the time I was in my teens I was spinning lovely multi-chapter romances. And then one day in my twenties, I decided a story I was telling myself should be written down. And the rest, as they say, is………an addiction.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
I write Goodly, usually to Harold Goodly of Tupelo, Mississippi.
BasilBruce almost 2 years ago
Their grammar is quite lame; she can’t even sit up.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s simply simple.
marilynnbyerly almost 2 years ago
I just answered a similar question of Quora. The person wanted to know if he could write “fictional novels.” I said it’s a novel so no.
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Yoda Jedi became when writing career belly up.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Stephan is a professional writer, so . . .
i_am_the_jam almost 2 years ago
Sounds like some of the "English speakers I deal with daily. :P :P :P
B UTTONS almost 2 years ago
Pig, much to learn, you still have.
~ Professor Yoda.
Robin Harwood almost 2 years ago
I bet i writes gooder.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
i’m not as think as you dumb I am!
carlsonbob almost 2 years ago
He do be a bester righter.
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
It takes two things. No, make that three things:
1: You have to need to write, long and often. You think that skipping meals or sleep because you’re writing is normal.
2: You have to have something to say that other people might want to read.
3: You have to persevere LONG past the point where a sane person would try some other career.
The grammar, style, spelling: Important, but you’ll get them because YOU need them to do what you must.
_lounger_ almost 2 years ago
Allright then
blunebottle almost 2 years ago
He’s got it!
Denver Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This be goodly cartoon!
Imagine almost 2 years ago
Same, same but different.
AndreasMartin almost 2 years ago
Who doesn’t dream of becoming a successful writer. An easy life, money, adoring fans…maybe this is why the internet is clogged with bad written novels.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Colloquial isams, I guess!
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Are the Crocs their ghost writers?!
Troglodyte almost 2 years ago
I does; therefore I is.
Procat Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I wrote a novel once, but a space laser burned the only copy I had.
Croc Holliday almost 2 years ago
You’ve got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do you pig?
Kveldulf almost 2 years ago
I presidented goodly last time so I gonna president goodly again in two more years.
(Writed with goodly alas, uh, ailas, asail ……… fake name)
Uninspired Artist almost 2 years ago
Wow, what a great system! I wish I had thought of it first
PeaceWouldBeNice almost 2 years ago
I write gooder than any body. Im the bestest.
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
Is goodly even a word??
chris_o42 almost 2 years ago
Ah Pig—now ya kin writes goodly stuffs on Facebook.
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Grammar Nazis across the globe are all apoplectic right now.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Always remember the five “W’s”
WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY WHO
daveoverpar almost 2 years ago
Graduates of all of todays journalism schools write goodly.
DrDavy2000 almost 2 years ago
Publishing would be a great line of work if it weren’t for the authors we have to deal with.
aerotica69 almost 2 years ago
I blame my mother for my need to write. When I was very young and could not fall asleep, she would say “lie quietly and tell yourself a story”. By the time I was in my teens I was spinning lovely multi-chapter romances. And then one day in my twenties, I decided a story I was telling myself should be written down. And the rest, as they say, is………an addiction.
kaycstamper almost 2 years ago
No, Rat, just no.
glfprtim almost 2 years ago
Sounds like a lot of posts.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Thank you, Dr. Dunning.”
“So pleased to be able to help, Dr. Kruger.”
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
If you can’t write something everyone wants to read, code it into an app for everybody’s phone.
Goat from PBS almost 2 years ago
My inner Grammar Nazi wants to scream right now.
dipierro Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One can talk like those characters and still write a best seller. See “The Art of the Deal.”
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
If you can wallpaper your room with form letter rejection slips,call Chipotle.
Keno21 almost 2 years ago
Of course, if you wish to write a comic strip, you can pretty much phone it in.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 2 years ago
I often think I could be a great writer if I only had something worth saying.
Eric S almost 2 years ago
We have met the writer and he is us
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago
LMAO
carlsonbob almost 2 years ago
Just don’t use autocorrect. It could be your worst enema.
Daeder almost 2 years ago
Ask yourself one question: Do I drink a lot of alcohol on a daily basis?
sarah413 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I write bigly after I’ve had my morning covfefe.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
I think he do gots it!
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
See? It’s simple, Pig. Like you.
Thanks, Rat. He needed that….
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No, no, Rat, that’s what you ask if you want to be a professional CARTOONIST.What? Ability to draw? HA HA HA! Oh yes, you’re a natural.
rgcviper almost 2 years ago
Or as I always say … Me know how write good.
I’ve written for fun for years, though fitting it into my schedule is tough. However, I’m determined to persevere and not give up.
And as one of my former students often said … You need to write more gooder.
WDD over 1 year ago
I ARE a college graduate, aren’t I?