At first I thought it was strawberry pie.
For the first 8 years of our marriage, we didn’t have a TV. Then our first TV was 13 inches. Now we have the big flat screen in the shrine in the living room like everyone else.
What’s a vegan tree hugger doing with a plastic bag?
Here’s to excess! (Clink!)
Isn’t another name for an A-frame ladder a step ladder? Or is he talking about one of those ladders that does gymnastic tricks?
I tease my nephew about his Papa Troll toys, like Marshall and Rubble.
We traced our family tree, and I’m a Pomeranian.
I’m impressed that the kid can hold the atlas out at arms’ length. Those things are HEAVY!
Facebook is a parental guide violation.