That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 03, 2022

My original post in 2014:

Maybe, the dogs can find our clothes.

Samantha, demonstrating that it is perfectly safe for a woman to walk nude through Central Park.

Hey, I think Brutus has caught the scent of that two timing bastard!

Hey, lady, I think you forgot something this morning.

Julie, demonstrating yet again why you should never stick your d!*& in crazy.

The dogs sniff out the men, then the naked women lure them nearer. The men never catch on to the spear.

We hired a new presenter for the Westminster Kennel Club Show this year. Best in Breed is in the bag!

They say that dogs and their owners start to look alike, but I don’t think they were talking about the clothing.

Those girls are overcompensating for something.

I really hope she’s not planning on playing catch with her dog.

/// Doing nude scenes for Lil was no trouble,

but for fights she insists on a double.

The stunt woman and hound

both get knocked to the ground

in a rock quarry littered with rubble.

next on Discovery, “Naked and Afraid; dog lover edition”

Where is Solstice*1947?

“Who let the dogs out ?” They inquired,

Twas two women , quite lightly attired.

Though the dogs were delighted,

The painter who sighted

The event, was downright inspired.

He took to his easel forthwith

To depict the event with great pith…

When the work was displayed

The artist, dismayed,

Found himself thought depicting a myth..

And the ladies providing the show

Swore it hadn’t been they, although

A small fleck of dog poo

Clung accusingly to

The tip of her dainty great toe…

I think that’s the new dog park they just opened near here.

“Okay my naughty little monkeys, Find Us Some Men.”

That spear is too big for rabbits. It would work for deer, but an atlatl would give her more range.

There are rumors abroad in the land

Who travel in triads

And seem to have time on their hands…///

They’re leading a pack of hounds

And making their afternoon rounds

In a small, local wood

Where the viewing is good

If you hide and you don’t make a sound..///

But you really must be discrete

For they entertain the conceit

That their dogs leave no trace

Of poop anyplace

So, whatever you do, watch your feet …

It was a VERY hot day in the woods.

Bare hunting….

Girls with assegai and no satin dresses. Hair in a bun so there’s no flowing tresses. Silver white doggies just ready to spring. These are a few of my favorite things.

This is a hunting violation – they should have orange caps.

oui, tous ces meufs qui étaient si bien…j’aurais bien aimé les accompagner au bout de leur voyage…

Wabbit season.

Attempting to influence the judges at the Westminster Dog Show

Beautiful to take a tramp in the woods.

Nice looking dogs….

WHO HAS THE OIL FOR THIS CANVAS

My gig as a dog walker just got a whole lot more interesting.

The origin of the phrase, “Lucky dog.”

The original title of this work, ‘A Mans View of Heaven’. Julius LeBlanc Stewart had recently embraced ‘The Second Great Awakening’ of the Protestant reformation. It led to great antebellum social reform and emphasis on salvation by institutions. This painting hung in the Vestry of his local church until it was determined that the two ladies involved were the minister’s wife and her sister.

“Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit! Kill the wabbit!" to the tune of Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner).

Demonstrating once again that the IOC will do anything to bolster those flagging ratings.

I like this sport!

" Who’s my good dog, now? Who’s such a good boy? "

Casual Friday at the Dog Park?

Luckily, the naked girls avoided wood tics … it was a close shave!

I never ran across women like these when I was hunting.

Where do I sign up to have my hot dog trained?

Ooh-la-la

“First one of you to say ‘perky bitch’ gets a spear up the rump.”

This could turn into a bi-athlon.

Why is the lady’s spear pointing exactly in that direction?

I’m in……

Stay behind them ladies. Those cold noses can be a surprise.

We have the painting, “The Glade” by Stewart hanging at the Detroit Institute of Arts. I’ve described it as “18th century porn” because works like these were usually painted for wealthy young men to hang in their libraries. I also describe it as “The first thing a new wife would send to the dustbin or the attic after that young man got married.”

Nymphs Hunting: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Julius_Leblanc_Stewart_Nymphs_Hunting_1898.jpeg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting. File history has the strip coloration image, with its wrong orientation. The Description link shows it with the correct orientation, with the artist’s signature at the bottom left. This has the artist’s signature at the bottom right, backwards. Unfortunately, this orientation is by far the more popular on the internet for this painting.

Again, a slightly enlarged strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2014/02/masterpiece-983.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist, have been used here (3 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/02/24?comments=visible 

has the first time this was used here (the 11 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, but perhaps the text remains informative).

Naw, they will just sniff them. Must be the Penthouse and Playboy issues.

Dogs teaching their masters how to point.

is it just me, or are both women the same one? the further one has her hair down, but everything else seems identical, even the dogs.

A couple of college-aged girls must have been badly in need of money.

Sunday outing of the Ladies’ Beastiality Club. On Monday, in Tijuana, the Girl / Donkey Love Society gets together….

just cause it’s laundry day doesn’t mean the dogs don’t need their walking.

Call me Fudd, and give me a spear.

Thought they were walking their dogs to find boyfriends?

/// To expel any feelings of wroth

on the day she’ll be pledging her troth,

bride-to-be and her brood

hunt with spears in the nude.

(Blood scrubs off of flesh better than cloth.)

Sadly, with the advent of the internet; the shopping mall point setters are becoming extinct.

/// Lillie Langtry, some viewers supposed,

was the model who nakedly posed

for this painting erotic.

It’s risqué, yet hypnotic.

(If its Lillie, she’s overexposed.)

Ah nudism or naturism one of my most comfortable memories free of clothes.