That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 17, 2021

Later that day, Hank would brag to his friends about how he got to second base.

“It’s very nice, but not what I had in mind when you asked if I’d like to feel your bust.”

What a relief! At last he was a sculptor who had made a clean breast of things!

Sir Andrew Suckling Pigg making the acquaintance of Stone Cold Stephanie Austin!

“McLovin” all growed up.

Lord Handsmore had a plan for meeting women, but it was a bust.

“Her name is Lapidaria and I love her! You would never understand!”

♫”And you know its getting stronger,

Can’t last very much longer

Turn to stone”♫

https://youtu.be/JfytsDhMJp8

Ewwwww. That’s just creepy. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. I can imagine him doing that.

Looks like we got to the bottom of the barrel and this was under the barrel.

He always said there’s nothing better than a firm bust to grab onto.

Then the lights came on and Sir Harry was busted.

She was hard rock and it made him rock hard.

Sir Henry coppeth a feel/ for he cannot resist her appeal/ she’s the strong, silent type /(though a bit over ripe/ and he knoweth she’ll never squeal..

Nuthin is as horr’ble as the icy feel of marble in the mo-or-ornin’….

Good lord! Is that the best he can do?

Predecessor of the inflatable girlfriend.

Heh, heh, I’m touching the breast, heh, heh, snort, snerk, snort, snerk.

Busted! You have to be a cop to get away with copping a feel.

These comments are so mean, don’t you all know the statue loved him back!?

Scientific Log: Test #40 to replicate the ‘King Midas Touch’. Another Failure. Back to the drawing board.

Learning to compare an implant with a natural breast.

“Okay Mister Henry Capel! " “How did the penis get broken on the Spartan statue?”

He figured, no arms, this will be easy.

Just a pat for good luck!

He later invented the blow-up doll.

“Hmm…I really LIKE this new ‘latex’ stuff you’re working with. When did you say the doll will be complete?”

The drawback of living in the Pacific time zone. (And to be honest, not getting up real early) – All my would-be comments have been made already.

I am curious as to why Peter Lely decided to paint this particular pose for Sir Henry Capel.

Sir Henry Capel (1638–1696): 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Peter_Lely_portrait_of_Henry_Capel_1659.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/lely_sir_peter.html 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/sir-peter-lely/ 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/220/peter-lely-dutch-active-england-1618-1680/ 

https://biography.yourdictionary.com/sir-peter-lely 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10250/peter-lely 

http://www.dissertation.com/books/1599426889 

https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/literature-and-arts/european-art-1600-present-biographies/sir-peter-lely 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/l/lely/biograph.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=iCILoJTtQ1kC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8#v=onepage&q&f=false 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this (born Dutch) artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2708 (May 16, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Wrong silicone.

This was the closest Sir Percy Dovetonsils ever came to touching a woman’s bust.

“Ah, this must be what a bustier is!”

You’re as cold as ice,dear. Would you like a shawl?

It was true that sir henry was shy/And he wouldn’t look folks in the eye/To garner some trust/He fondled a bust/But the people just kept walking by.

From the looks of the statue, she kinda likes it…

tiny tim, fondling, oops, fondly remembering miss vicky…

No, I jutht can’t thee what all the other boys are getting exthited over. Thillies! :>)

and thus the marketing scheme of “try it before you buy it” began.

Sir Henry vowed “I’ll get my mitts on her tits or bust”

Why would anybody, especially someone that was knighted, pose for a painting while feeling up a statue? But then again, he is a politician…

You guys must all by exhausted by now! It’s been an embarrassment of riches. Limerick riches, that is.