Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2021

It stinks when a business goes to the dogs like that.

Easy way to be the top dog

It’s sort of too late to worry about it. But some of you will probably spin off a Reddit channel or something.

You’d think CatCo from the Supergirl series would buy it.

Maybe it will be “Fair and Balanced”. Naw.

Better a Dog then a Fox…

Does “BCN” know about this?

(Breaking Cat News)

Looks like the place has gone to the dogs.

Perhaps the incoming cats will leave some of the old canid management team in place. The place will thus be…..“REIGNING CATS AND DOGS”.;D

The portrait is a nice touch.

He drinks coffee at his desk but eats his dinner on the floor!

Is that Rupert Murdog?

Oh your interests no longer apply here.

Kitties be up a tree.Hope their employment contracts include an escape claws.

Somehow, I doubt that editor will be the cat’s meow.

How bad can it be? From now on, pretty ruff!

That editor is the real cats pajamas

All the Meows That’s Fit to Print

Now that’s a damn fine question – deserves a damn fine answer.

Like if Turner bought out Murdoch, or vice versa.

place has gone to the dogs?

A cat with cat-eye glass’, nice touch…

It’s a dog-eat-dog world!

The editor looks like a friendly hound dog. The cats will have him doing their bidding in no time.

Think they will be fighting over stories like cats and dogs?

You’ll get arf the pay now.

Love the water and food bowl…LOL Woof

Uh-oh. He’ll probably want them to actually do work sometimes.

Looks like a slight change in editorial policy is on the way.

It’s a Dog eat Dog eat Cat world anyways.

I have never actually seen an unemployed cat. Plenty of strays, but never unemployed.

Don’t worry. It’s probably just a slight variant of obfuscation.

Cheer up kitties. It could have been Rupert Murdoch.

Nothing good ever comes from mergers or acquisitions for customers or employees.

There is going to be a communication breakdown between the editor and his reporters. They don’t even speak the same language.

Not a bad description of most corporate takeovers, actually.

MIT and Harvard researched and offer observations on “Do cats rule while dogs just drool?”https://indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/index.php

I can see the headline now … Man Bites Dog! Cats Lick Selves. The End Is Nigh.

And they hired Bark Bent

What a fitting analogy to what is happening to newspapers and other media outlets throughout the United States! It is truly scary how the newspapers, radio & television stations, ( and the entertainment industry, for that matter ) are owned and controlled by only a handful of people.

Dog gone if it doesn’t remind me of a few years ago when the liberals bought up almost all the media outlets.

They bought out CaNiNe, after taking a long time to decide whether they wanted in or out.

To the shear Con, M-B and all other Trumpli-Cons; A federal judge dismissed a lawsuit against Fox News after lawyers for the network argued that no “reasonable viewer” takes the primetime host Tucker Carlson seriously. That was also the defense of Sidney Powell, that what she said about Dominion voting could not be believed by any rational person. You ultra-right wingers just don’t realize that you’re being scammed. Why don’t you send me 100.00 and I will send you the ultimate Q-anon book that ties it all together.

ruh roh

Poor dog. Nah, the d*g deserves whatever it gets.

And sometimes it’s the little guy that buys the big operation. I mean, who ever heard of WorldCom before they bought MCI? I certainly hadn’t heard of them (for what that’s worth).

The results were still the same as the buyouts of the little guy by the big operation… I was working for MCI when it happened (though not for very long after that) and WorldCom gutted MCI then they both pretty much disappeared. Not too long ago I did a quick search on MCI (just out of morbid curiosity) and found they are now a subsidiary of Verizon (like that’s an improvement) and WorldCom seems to have gone away completely, letting just the MCI name resurface under their new overlords.

I’ve seen many a dog bring in a newspaper, but I’ve never before seen a dog put one out.

The “BCN” crew will not be amused!

The new owners are Airedale’s to a great fortune. The tongues aren’t all that’s wagging on Wall St. But rumor has it that the type setters are all Irish and the delivery boys are snarling foreigners that are suspected of being a bunch of terrier-ists.

At least it’s the reasonable party!

Wow Twitter and Musk all over again.