Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 31, 2021

Unplug a terminal while he’s not looking.

Why does the Big Guy look like Richard Nixon?

Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to big a big Earth-shattering kaboom!

If you’re up there ( or down in the other place ) does it matter to you if it goes kablamo ( thanks Pete ) ?

Just press the button….

And in a galaxy far, far away this will be known as the Big Bada Boom Theory!

It seems as if we may beat Him to it. I wonder if that’s a bit coin?

Not the rosiest outlook one might enjoy.

Firmament. Just needs more Firmament. Surely you have plenty of that….

I don’t blame Him at all!! By the way, I understand we’re in for a close shave on Tuesday morning by a big asteroid!! Maybe He decided to play billiards instead.

Where’s the Earth Shattering Kaboom!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec-8A5k16Ak

And there’s a Bada Bing after that.

I say go for it and start over. Maybe he will get it right next time.

Not sure about this one – aren’t floods supposed to be involved?

Big boom. Big bada boom!

We’re doing a fine job ruining the world without any help from above.

I thought it was dice God used to play with the universe.

Fortunately he has countless other worlds as back-ups.

He’s just “poking a finger in Einstein’s eye”.

A salute to all who gave their lives for us.

I’ve often wondered if this god of the bible was really Satan. Humanity has always been ripe to be hoodwinked, and that is what Satan is supposed to be so good at; fooling humanity. Hints at that are all through the bible: He’s depicted as being angry most of the time.. his son (him?) running people he didn’t like out of the temple with a whip.. killing trees that were out of season when he was hungry.. drowning pigs that were possessed instead of just driving the evil spirits from the poor animals; pretty mean stuff.

See Genesis 9:11-17

Hope ya got Superman off-planet in a rocket. . .

This toon has a backstory.

Google: Republicans block voting rights

A note to BeniHanna6 and Digital Frog: A couple of days ago as the thread died out, you accused me of dodging your question. I answered it, but you both seem to have missed the answer. So I’ll break it down for you.

Step One: The point and purpose of a university degree in philosophy is NOT to prepare people for a job.

Step Two: You complained that a degree in philosophy doesn’t prepare people to get jobs.

Step Three: D’uh!

Probably plugged in to the US House and Senate chambers.

You know, he really doesn’t have to “BADA BOOM” the whole works. All he needs to do is plop plop fizz fizz a little germ into fish land and let it percolate up the food chain and let humans panic themselves out of existence or reason themselves into a more tolerable species.

Since my wife died 11 weeks ago, go for it. Heads he wins, tails we lose.

Totally superfluous. We’re doing a perfectly fine job of it ourselves.

The Looking Planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8LRxIANzQs

Ms God might want to have some words with him……

Go for it. Do the universe a favor.

Wrong deity. It should be Mother Nature.

There is no rule that a cartoon has to observe Memorial Day, but does any reader have doubts about Wiley’s politics?

“My iludium Q36 explosive space modulator! That creature has stolen the space modula-tor!"

Coming soon: “The Big Bang Redux”…….Will we get it right this time?

Let’s be honest: Who can blame Him?

Should be plugged in D.C.,not the South Atlantic! No escape

Isaac Asimov on a similar theme: http://www.eco.uc3m.es/~pgomes/2-Personal/Asimov,%20Isaac%20-%20Spell%20My%20Name%20With%20An%20S.pdf

This one is more of a walk-away job than a demolition. The cockroaches will eventually sort it out.

The only thing holding Him back is the thought of all that past work going to waste.

I would rather see a box with a big red button and Rose Tyler .

Seems like a win-win for Humanity either way.

The devil made him do it.

Ehh, we had a good run.

Okay, not really.

OR, the Creator could have just made humans to be decent, caring people. The Creator created us the way we are.

You mutht remember thith/ we’re not a monolith/ not all deserve to die/ just take McConnell and the “former guy”/ and we’ll get by..

Wasn’t he supposed to leave it for the meek?

Just send the dang asteroid, will ya!?

Maybe start with the smaller Bada Bing one to see what changes might occur.

Honor all troops, eschew war as an acceptable means of conflict resolution.

Some pronouns refer to the Big Guy capitalized; others (big guy) don’t. (Him v him). So for, it’s about equally balanced.

The plug should either go to the Bermuda Triangle or the Yellowstone SuperVolcano. HE did put them there for a reason – a quick “reset” button as it were.

Well, after the Flood, he did threaten to use Fire next time he got annoyed with Humanity.

Hey, ya never know … just find comfort that if your within a mile or so of a primary target, it’ll be just a mili-second of bright light, and you’ll be vaporized …

No, push plunger, it’s only get worse!

Use the Neutron function, that way the human infestation will be gone and the planet can reset itself.