My wife must have read this (ha ha)
I have always said I don’t care who you vote for, just vote.
I had many cats and only one of them caused any trouble with the trees she would climb inside so I had to wire it to the wall every year and at least she stopped knocking it down but she could make it shake.
We didn’t tell you the password and secret handshake.
I took a 3 hour nap and dreamed I changed a light bulb.
Alfred should have bought the Wonder Woman ones.
The only coins I see at the casino is when I cash in the tickets (my winnings)
Gretel made oatmeal?
Maybe that’s why Comcast made the X1 remote only work on 1 box, some engineer got tired of someone doing what they did in Poltergeist (the original)
I always forget which keyword wakes which Amazon device until it doesn’t respond.