“lmao.. it’s not even raining.. and we’re wearing all this rubber stuff.. sweating like sumo wrestlers.. lol.. good lord I said ‘lol..’ I’m getting delerious…”
The whole “Weekend at Bernie’s” schtick had seemed like a fun idea, but sailing the boat by himself was getting tedious. At least the wind kept the smell to acceptable levels.
“Bonding? Boy, that’s rich. No, son, today we’re out here to meet an old friend of poppy’s. Now tie that rope around your waist, and when I give the signal, you jump in the water and swim to that buoy over there, and make as many splashing noises as you can. Ready?”
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
“Only fish we’ll be eating tonight is filet o’fish at Mickey D’s.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Son, if you don’t stop complaining, I’m going to turn this boat around!’
Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“I’m tellin’ ya Jed, three more years till retirement, and then Gloucester can shove their damn fish sticks.”
Papared25 almost 5 years ago
“Sam, I don’t know about you, but about now I’m beginning to wish we’d paid the five bucks for one of those new-fangled life preservers.”
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Are we there yet, dad? Are we there yet, dad?”
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
Ironically, they could HURL then too !
jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Gee dad, when you said let’s get my learners permit,I thought you meant for the car!”
pcolli almost 5 years ago
‘I said, “catch” not “ketch”.’
Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The picture makes me think of “Captains Courageous”. Awesome book, if you haven’t read it. By Kipling.
Happy Fathers Day, gents.
rmremail almost 5 years ago
Dad, were you supposed to bring the net, or was I?
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
The S S Minnow II
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
Great boat! The painting turns out to be oil on copper, which is unusual.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“lmao.. it’s not even raining.. and we’re wearing all this rubber stuff.. sweating like sumo wrestlers.. lol.. good lord I said ‘lol..’ I’m getting delerious…”
Reader almost 5 years ago
I still think we should protest to the regatta authorities about Lars stealing our tiller.
ptnjbrown almost 5 years ago
Extreme close-up of a kid playing with his toy boat in the bathtub.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Stand up, and just go over side? Are you kidding? I’ll just sit here and wet my pants, thank you.
Econ01 almost 5 years ago
The whole “Weekend at Bernie’s” schtick had seemed like a fun idea, but sailing the boat by himself was getting tedious. At least the wind kept the smell to acceptable levels.
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
“If the weather gets any thicker/ and if I get any sicker/ please understand, Dad/ and don’t get mad/ when I barf all over me slicker.”
Another Take almost 5 years ago
FOR GOD’S SAKES GRAMPA, LEAVE YOUR WORM IN YOUR PANTS! We’re sailing, not fishing!!!
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Next time you try to bring me out here I’ll do more than jam a broomstick up your arse.
garcoa almost 5 years ago
When I was your age, son, my dad took me out in seas with 100 foot waves, and would beat me if I complained.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
" I told you to use the bathroom before we left. "
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“So this rope does what again? I’ll just give it a little pull.”
Linguist almost 5 years ago
" Who the hell’s bright idea was it to have the regatta, in this #@X%^&! weather? "
anomaly almost 5 years ago
What’s this cork in the bottom of the boat for?
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket…..
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I should have known there was a good reason Mom wanted to stay home and scrub the floors.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
If you don’t pull in any fish, we have to eat your mother’s cranberry, beet, and kale salad for. Pull. Pull.
GoComicsGo! almost 5 years ago
“I know we’re lost, because you’re not saying anything and not looking at me when I’m asking you if we’re lost.”
Jml58 almost 5 years ago
Der blæste en vind ud af kattens gat. Den måtte lugte så ilde.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I know I said I wanted a lobster dinner, but I didn’t know I had to catch it myself.
tracybsmith almost 5 years ago
“Son, tilt the boat just a little more so I don’t hit the side when I pee.”
SteveR405 almost 5 years ago
Son, in my day, we didn’t get a ride to school on the mainland. We swam both ways against the current.
Kwen almost 5 years ago
Don’t look, Brad! I think this boat is following us!
garcalej almost 5 years ago
“Bonding? Boy, that’s rich. No, son, today we’re out here to meet an old friend of poppy’s. Now tie that rope around your waist, and when I give the signal, you jump in the water and swim to that buoy over there, and make as many splashing noises as you can. Ready?”