Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 01, 2018

Pig, don’t say anything about the tea bags.

Line from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (Johnny Depp version): “Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts— he’ll go crazy!”

Good thing the censor didn’t grab Pig by the Balzac.

rather than raisins and nuts separately, why not combine them along with M&M’S which makes trail mix?

I always knew that the Comic Strip Censor was a pervert.

That explains how pig can run around with no clothes on without exposing his body parts.

Good size nut sack you had there, Pig.

Mr. Censor got a little testy.

He was also going to bring his flintlock musket for doing target practice in the woods, but he didn’t have the balls for it.

If this was England you’d be getting the sack by now Cartoon Boy…

Pig will also need plenty of mustard for his footlongs!

Hope he doesn’t make him squeal like a pig…

The entire strip is nuts.

Good thing Pig doesn’t drink tea.

The insanity continues.

What an odd coincidence – my puppy just lost his nut sack yesterday at the vets!

Isn’t that a kick in the bag?

There is no room for any comment. All has been said.

Gods going to get you for this, Pastis!!! LOL!!!

And to think all Pig wanted to do was go camping …….. Better call Larry Croc :-)

Because he doesn’t have a p***y.

The Censor is taking an Abrahamic oath to Pig.

…I thought Pig was going to play hacky-sack at a Deadhead show! Swinin’, lahk a doo dah squeal…

Protect your nuts, guys!

men and their pet terms for their body parts…so cute guys

M&M’s is privately held by two brothers whose names start with “M”. Anyone else noticed how they are trying to ‘water down’ what used to be solid chocolate (bars, kisses, etc) by adding rice, peanuts, etc. By the way, chocolate overseas tastes a lot richer because the first ingredient is milk, here it’s usually sugar.

I love the censor’s mustache

Way to go Pastis. Just go for the low hanging fruit.

Wow……this one belongs in the pure aisle.

I see what you’re doing.

Several years ago there was a trail mix type food that had the tag line “Americas favorite nut snack”. They pulled it after about 5 airings for some reason.

Always a good day when Cartoon Boy pushes the envelope to the point where the Comic Strip Censor has to step in.

I’m surprised Pastis hasn’t done a baseball strip yet. “It’s the bottom of the 8th and Pig has two balls on him,” is such an easy one. Unless he already did one and I just missed it?

“That’ll do,Pig,that’ll do.”

Was it Johnny Carson who asked a female guest to get something out of his pocket and when she was doing so said “I feel silly doing this”, to which he replied, “reach a little lower and you’ll feel nuts” …?

The comic censor should work for airport security if he wants to grab those parts.

When was the last time we saw this killjoy?

Love it! Where’s the crocs?

Feeling a bit naughty today, Pastis?

Mountain Oysters for everyone ;)

Bravo, well played

Thank you so much, Mr. Pastis, for making me laugh out loud so hard that I scared the cat. Thank God I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read this…

Because that’s not funny.

Yuck yuck. .. lol.. lmao.. so on, so forth. Hey Stephan guy, you’re pushing the envelope. Love that.

LMAO. when someone deletes meh nightcore app: “I feel so violated!” crying

If you snapped a quick photo of the sack, would that be a nut shot?

#Metoo too?

The master of Double Entendre. And I had to look up how to spell that.

I wonder how many newspapers across the country are running today’s strip?

It takes a lot of balls to confiscate someone’s nut sack! The nerve of that guy!

I’d hate to see what Mr. Pastis would get up to without the comic strip censors to keep him in check. :)

I am going to have to come back and re-read this regularly throughout the day. This is just so funny I could almost rip my nutsack from laughing. Thank you Mr Pastis!

Aaaaand I believe I’m done with Pearls Before Swine

And they’re off!! Nice going Steve, Stef, Stefie as the case may be.

Oof

You, sir, win the Internet for today.

Well, at least he didn’t grab his peanuts!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Pastis, I’m going to sue you…

I laughed so hard my wife had to call an ambulance.

If CSC weren’t such a stalker and voyeur we’d have to figure out the joke all by ourselves. Thanks for the help, Cartoon-Boy! I hope you get along well—very well indeed—with the TSA next time you fly….

I just laughed out loud. That almost never happens. Thanks Stephen.

This comic is gold. Make me actually laugh out loud today. Applause

Who knew the comics had such punography?

One of The Rat’s best. Living on Long Island, I’m just waiting for the strip to get banned from the local tabloid. One should definitely have to be wearing a jock guard these days.

Sue him! He handled my sack wrongly! Now my nuts will be crushed!

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!

Testes, testes, is this mic on?

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

Aside from the unfortunate name, that might be the worst possible way to pack food for a camping trip.

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Don’t tell the censor about all the sacks you keep for entertainment-espescially the ball sack.

I have a pair of boots with pompoms at the ends of long laces. When the knots let go, the pompoms like to tangle together. Imagine the looks on the faces of everyone heard me complain, “I just tripped over my balls!”