Blogger living in Japan.
Avatar from Sarah's Scribbles. Greatest avatar of all time!
Just got back from eye surgery 2 days ago. Anyone want the unused bits?
Last time I dated myself, someone called the police.
Fired out of PVC pipes, yes. They make bigger splats, and their head thingies are aerodynamic.
Doing it doggy-style.
Moral: Never settle for a hand job when body work will do.
Olwen moonlights as Mother Nature. Chiffon, anyone?
Sign on door: “Recruiting. Currently looking for sheepbots.”
Wine in morning side? That is suspicious.
Post-partium depression, baby!