Blogger living in Japan.
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What, no! Lord of the Rings isn’t fake! You take that back, Some!
That isn’t what “banging the chick” means?
What, no! Wrestling isn’t fake! You take that back, Kevin!
Spud: “Lighting up the plant with a match after dousing it may have been an error in judgement. I should have taken it outside first…”
Pretty sure that’s what herbicide does…
Smell like a rose, smell like a pig… smell like a rosy pig? Like a piggy rose? Miss Piggy, rose?
Clipper face, vet face, dewormer in the dog treat face, spay face. Hey, it’s face time!
Supes flies to Jupiter when he wants some distance.
Dog: “And maybe bling out my collar. Just a little.”
Time-sharing. It’s in the contract.