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The devil went down to Georgia, looking for a student to teach logarithms to.
Integration is doing the same thing an infinite number of times while making infinitesimally small changes each time. Differentiation shows how infinitesimally small your changes were, proving that whatever you did had no consequence on the universe as a whole and that your life is empty and meaningless.
When even the devil is looking for the better bargain. Tell me, Dad, is keeping Sterling worth all of the lobsters you’re getting now? Or are you willing to trade up this time?
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
That sounds pretty good, if you like liver.
New ties, mainly.
Enter that boy into the Stanky Creek Outdoors Fest!
Turtles like goblin smut? Asking for a friend.
Better! It makes it much, much better! (Said the cats.)
Rather, broiled, with Kraft sliced singles melted on top. My mother used to make that when I was a kid.