He went off to college and came back a Democrat.
There’s video on YouTube of this going very wrong.
More so in the rain, because it brings out new sniffs to sniff.
Whenever I see someone walking a dog in the rain or snow, I bend over the dog and say, “You know if you’d learn to use the litter box, s/he wouldn’t be out in this weather.” It usually gets a laugh.
Puns, they are the best of rhymes, they are the worst of rhymes.
When you had an anxiety attack in English class, were you parsed tense?
I’m more concerned about someone’s toes being stepped on and a pie fight starting.
She lobbed that web at him real good.
There’s too much violins in comics.
Like most football fans, fat and out of shape, butt convinced they could win the game.