Did you know that there are butterflies that drink crocodile tears? https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2014/05/07/why-butterflies-bees-drink-crocodile-tears/
He already knows the Illuminati is trying to get him to open that can.
If it weren’t for the Democrats, Republicans wouldn’t have any money to spend on war.
Like cliff-dwelling birds.
If this is how Calvin sees the people on TV, hilarious. If this is how he sees his parents and how they feel about him, pretty dark.
This is what happens when Pastis refrains from beating a pun about the head and shoulders.
She’s smart enough to understand that she’s being sent the message that girls are supposed to be dumb, but not informed enough to understand why. So maybe she thinks if she goes to beauty school, she’ll find out. Or at least learn how to look like the kind of woman she’s expected to be.
There are lots of tiny wasps that do the same thing to caterpillar. The adults drink nectar while they’re on the hunt, so they come to the same flowers that bees like. No one tell Mom what’s really going on in that garden!
This is why I hate the sequence where Calvin blows off making a bug collection for school. The one subject where he’s shown some interest, and he’s not willing to do homework. Makes you despair for his future.
Mike exists to be funny, not to set a good example.