The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spanish.
Those “Thanks To” are the people he hired to monitor the camera feeds from your house.
Jessica Fletcher — do NOT ask that woman to dinner….
You can’t fool me. I went to Catholic school. “Sugar and spice and everything nice”, my (redacted).
There are two kinds of people — those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who don’t.
Lava is great when you need to take 2 or 3 layers of skin off in order to get clean. And as said above, if you can’t find it in a grocery/drug store, try hardware or auto parts.
Seagulls tend to like fries. I’ve also seen gulls fight over a starfish, one arm at a time.
Just say “No” to Nancy (Reagan)
Acme’s “Batman Suit” – Guaranteed for the life of the user.
That’s if you’re good. If you’re bad, you end up at the very center under a car, just out of reach.
The Rain in Spain falls mainly on the Spanish.