Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. Averagemoe

    Averagemoe said, about 21 hours ago

    Felicia will just claim she’s better at having a small tail.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 20 hours ago

    She definitely beats Millie at being irritating…

  3. lorddarke

    lorddarke said, about 19 hours ago

    The best thing to do is completely ignore her existence. They can’t stand to be ignored.

  4. pumaman

    pumaman said, about 14 hours ago

    She’s a sheep. You’re a fox. Rip her neck out.

  5. whitehound

    whitehound said, about 12 hours ago

    Felicia’s tail should be pretty long too. Sheep only have short tails because farmers dock them. In modern breeds of sheep which have a lot of wool around the hind-quarters, including the tail, there’s a risk of dung getting into the tail-wool and leading to fly-strike, so their tails are cut short so they are light and neat enough for the sheep to lift them up high when defecating. But a fully sentient sheep who wears clothes and wins spelling bees would just use a bidet, or shave the underside of her tail with a lady razor, so there’s no reason why she should have been docked.

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    Look up the human means of mutilating each other—-by physicians no less.

  7. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, about 3 hours ago

    @whitehound

    Even if her tail were long, it wouldn’t be as beautiful, cushiony, or cute as Millie’s.

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