Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2023

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    BasilBruce  5 months ago

    The funniest part of this is the notion that one of the crocs can write a book.

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    The hard part of being an editor is all the writers who reject you.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Haven’t seen them in a long while

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Eh me not knows why but me is can bearly finds editor for me great books too.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Catching Zeebas For Dummies”, perhaps???

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    What a crock. Two actually.

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    Maybe his novel is called ‘Moby Zeeba’. Or maybe ‘Gone with the Zeeba’.

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    Turnhandle  5 months ago

    Yay crocs!! Have been hoping they would make an appearance.

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    That’s a Croc!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Do they like Elton John’s Crocodile Rock?

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    juicebruce  5 months ago

    Croc Power !

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    storminnorman2010  5 months ago

    If only Snoopy could have done that.

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    Liam G.P  5 months ago

    Their nostrils kind of look like eyes, I can’t unsee it anymore..

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Preempting a problem does not always solve the problem.

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    miztrniceguy  5 months ago

    YAY Crocs!!!

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    There are some editors who’d love to have him on their team – the ones who sell books bound with crocodile leather.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Checkmate, editors! The Uno Reverse Card of a lifetime.

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Maybe Larry should self publish his book.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 5 months ago

    “I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member” ~ Groucho Marx upon receiving an invitation to join a country club that had previously rejected him for being Jewish.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    Or just eat the editor. Probably easier to catch than a Zeeba.

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    e.groves  5 months ago

    If the Crocs did write a book, I’m sure it would be a best seller. Probably win the Pulitzer Prize. They are funny.

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    F-Flash  5 months ago

    Do crocs wear Crocs?

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    happyinvenice23  5 months ago

    Morning Steph, you gotta include the gators more often, they are truly a big part of your toons personality! Jim

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    Ignatz Premium Member 5 months ago

    Amazingly, this was written before last night, when Musk did the equivalent of “Fine! Don’t advertise! I didn’t want you to anyway!”

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    SusieB  5 months ago

    The market could use a Zeeba cookbook

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    Code the Enforcer  5 months ago

    Do Crocs wear Crocs?? … :)

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Hold a meeting and beat him with your tail.

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    tiomax  5 months ago

    I did that with all of the colleges after high school and joined the Air Force.  That’ll learn ’em up there in their ivory towers!

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Dear Mr. Croc.

    A book of Pastis puns is past its expiration date.

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    AlienHillbilly  5 months ago

    The editor will probably not shed any crocodile tears over this ……

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yeah! Crocs are back!

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago

    Classic example of cutting your nose to spite your face.

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    crocman48  5 months ago

    Well a little crocs is better than no crocs

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    They shouldn’t reject it. With the writers strike over they need new material.

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    ramcharanr  5 months ago

    We’ve been missing the crocs.

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    Old27F20  5 months ago

    Hooray!!, the crocs are back.

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    Ginny Premium Member 5 months ago

    Really dislike these characters and don’t read their strips.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Crocs have short arms that make it tough to hold a pen

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    Godfreydaniel  5 months ago

    When book editors reject my books, I have a strong urge to throw them headfirst into the nearest dark and stormy night……..

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    larslarson  5 months ago

    Thanks for putting the Gators in. Funny for a change.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    LOL! If he knows it sucks, then why bother! LMAO

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    DNCoyote  5 months ago

    Actually, that was pretty smart of Larry

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    zenyattafan  5 months ago

    Is the croc’s name Tonto?

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    EXCALABUR  5 months ago

    CROCS are BACK!!!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Crocs! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    You wrote a what?? What is this “book” you speak of??

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Self publishing on the Internet is free. And no matter how bad it is, you will have an audience.

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    alexius23  5 months ago

    Always a joy to see the Crocks!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    He’s been hanging around Rat, hasn’t he?

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    rgcviper  5 months ago

    The crocs are back. Woo-hoo!

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    rogthedodge1  5 months ago

    Now if we could just bring back Li’l Guard Duck!

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Yeah, Crocs is know, better the better put-down than publeese da book! Anyway, what Great Book is dat?

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    Swirls Before Pine  5 months ago

    If writers would just submit good work, they wouldn’t have to worry about rejection.

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