Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2023

The funniest part of this is the notion that one of the crocs can write a book.

The hard part of being an editor is all the writers who reject you.

Haven’t seen them in a long while

Eh me not knows why but me is can bearly finds editor for me great books too.

“Catching Zeebas For Dummies”, perhaps???

What a crock. Two actually.

Maybe his novel is called ‘Moby Zeeba’. Or maybe ‘Gone with the Zeeba’.

Yay crocs!! Have been hoping they would make an appearance.

That’s a Croc!

Do they like Elton John’s Crocodile Rock?

Croc Power !

If only Snoopy could have done that.

Their nostrils kind of look like eyes, I can’t unsee it anymore..

Preempting a problem does not always solve the problem.

YAY Crocs!!!

There are some editors who’d love to have him on their team – the ones who sell books bound with crocodile leather.

Checkmate, editors! The Uno Reverse Card of a lifetime.

Maybe Larry should self publish his book.

“I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member” ~ Groucho Marx upon receiving an invitation to join a country club that had previously rejected him for being Jewish.

PLEASE!! MORE CROCS!!

Or just eat the editor. Probably easier to catch than a Zeeba.

If the Crocs did write a book, I’m sure it would be a best seller. Probably win the Pulitzer Prize. They are funny.

Do crocs wear Crocs?

Morning Steph, you gotta include the gators more often, they are truly a big part of your toons personality! Jim

Amazingly, this was written before last night, when Musk did the equivalent of “Fine! Don’t advertise! I didn’t want you to anyway!”

The market could use a Zeeba cookbook

Crocs!

OOOOOOH BUUUUUUURN!!!!!

Do Crocs wear Crocs?? … :)

Hold a meeting and beat him with your tail.

I did that with all of the colleges after high school and joined the Air Force.  That’ll learn ’em up there in their ivory towers!

Dear Mr. Croc.

A book of Pastis puns is past its expiration date.

The editor will probably not shed any crocodile tears over this ……

Yeah! Crocs are back!

Classic example of cutting your nose to spite your face.

Well a little crocs is better than no crocs

They shouldn’t reject it. With the writers strike over they need new material.

We’ve been missing the crocs.

Hooray!!, the crocs are back.

Really dislike these characters and don’t read their strips.

Crocs have short arms that make it tough to hold a pen

When book editors reject my books, I have a strong urge to throw them headfirst into the nearest dark and stormy night……..

Thanks for putting the Gators in. Funny for a change.

LOL! If he knows it sucks, then why bother! LMAO

MORE ZEEBA!

LOVE LOVE LOVE CROCS!

Actually, that was pretty smart of Larry

Is the croc’s name Tonto?

CROCS are BACK!!!

Crocs! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

You wrote a what?? What is this “book” you speak of??

Self publishing on the Internet is free. And no matter how bad it is, you will have an audience.

Always a joy to see the Crocks!

He’s been hanging around Rat, hasn’t he?

CROCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crocs are back. Woo-hoo!

Now if we could just bring back Li’l Guard Duck!

Yeah, Crocs is know, better the better put-down than publeese da book! Anyway, what Great Book is dat?

If writers would just submit good work, they wouldn’t have to worry about rejection.