Yes. The first one in was the old man sitting next to me and he was acting rather strangely with his drink!
I’m gonna use that one! Thanks!
No, it isn’t, and stop calling me Shirley!
Strange Brew indeed!
No! It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday…
“Righteous feces!” for the more serious situations!
Many years ago when I was in Tech School at Keesler, AFB we had to march in formation to and from school. One day when we were marching by the big water tower there were some workers up high. We all started yelling “JUMP.” Ah, Youth is wasted on the young in more ways than one!
Back in the early ‘80s when I lived in Burbank, CA I remember when this song was once played on the radio. The DJ came on when the song ended and said "That was ’Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.’  Man, I remember when that was just the name of a song and not the weather report!"
I guess the whale thought he said it was a dessert island!