My insurance company sends the results of their visit to my doctor.
My “best by” date was several years ago.
Or has to let his belt out another notch.
The mouse thing is probably sponsored by pest exterminators.
How is he going to explain those scratches to his wife?
My insurance company sends a nurse to my house once a year for a fitness check-up. That memory test is part of it.
And on the eighth day, God created the Marines. Semper Fi!
Once a week for me.
At least you haven’t been accused of eating our pets.
So, the sneakers go on top of the pillow?
My insurance company sends the results of their visit to my doctor.