Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 26, 2022

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    lvlax  about 2 years ago

    Bernice must see herself as a 15 year old, to act the way that she does. There is nothing wrong with her having a guest over or kissing her boyfriend at the place she is residing at.

    Nil should consider dumping Bernice. It was rude of her not to introduce the Degroots to him.

    Will they ask Bernice what was in the box? Was it Gwyneth’s head? LOL

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    You sure nothing happened, Bernice? Your panic-sounding talk says otherwise.

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Still room to stick your other foot in your mouth

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    AnyFace  about 2 years ago

    Defensive much? ✨

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    Tyge Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nancy should pick up on that response. Will they have another table talk session?

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    J. Scarbrough  about 2 years ago

    With that pretty much being Nil’s default expression, I honestly can’t tell what his present state of mind is. Is he annoyed? Frustrated? Exasperated? Bewitched? Bothered? Bewildered?

    On another note, it’s almost May, isn’t he melting in that turtleneck and blazer?

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    sallymargret  about 2 years ago

    If I were Nil, I’d never come back.

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    outonalimb  about 2 years ago

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

    Anyway, now we know what’s in the package—a MacGuffin.

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    Ryan B Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No, she doesn’t seem the least bit guilty of something.

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    sallymargret  about 2 years ago

    RUDE, RUDE, RUDE.

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    alasko  about 2 years ago

    Yes Bernice, stir your own pot up.

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    Bernice humiliates Luann, Nil, her brother…she really needs to reassess her priorities!

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    alasko  about 2 years ago

    Not much of a talker, but his lips do move a lot, right Bern?

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    Tyge Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I suspected that box would come in handy.

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    pbaiey  about 2 years ago

    have not looked at this strip lately. seems,like I haven’t missed much.I’ll try again next week

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    kenhense  about 2 years ago

    Right now – I can’t generate one ounce of empathy for Bernice.

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    gnmnrbl  about 2 years ago

    Yesterday, her cheeks were puffy like her mouth was full. Today it’s not, is she saying she swallows? Just wondering. If she did nothing with the boy, why is she being so defensive?

    Bernice, want to find your worst enemy? you have only to look in the mirror.

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    Homeboy1865  about 2 years ago

    Well, she is being 98% honest. Not much happened. It’s not like Nancy hasn’t added fuel to Bernice’s fire by recommending the titillating novel.

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    Uncle Kenny  about 2 years ago

    In my experiences, when soneone denies something before being accused, they did that something.

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    Mordock999 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Frank has a good point.

    In truth, Bern and Nil did so much “talking” that by the time they got around to truly “getting busy,” the homeowners showed up.

    Two takeaways from this arc so far:

    1) Bernice? Take a tip from 9 Chickweed Lane: “Less talk, more action.”

    2) Nil? Unless things change drastically, You need to join a small but growing number of young single men in this Strip who definitely need to be looking elsewhere for a new “girlfriend.” ;-)

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    Brdshtt Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bernice, just shut your trap. Loose lips sink ships…

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    Caldonia  about 2 years ago

    Woah. Human beings don’t behave this way. This is so weird!

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 2 years ago

    Bernice needs a therapist now! And Nil has outgrown the kissing? ❤️

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    rklynch  about 2 years ago

    Nil don’t look too happy. Yes, I realize that he’s not exactly Mr. Sunshine on the best of days. But in the second panel where it shows him leaving, he looks even more miserable than usual…

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Not much of a talker, but I’m guessing he’s a great kisser!!

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    Feye  about 2 years ago

    Nancy was young too, recolling her and his sneaking in and out…. She’s absolutely believes in Bernice’s explanation.

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    capricorn9th  about 2 years ago

    Frank didn’t ask what he was doing there, Bernice. Your guilt is speaking loudly. He’ll hear it.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I think Nancy figured out what happened. Bernice talked a lot with her about her love problems. Nancy will talk to her about Nil and how to deal with these situations (because Bernice’s mother is totally out of her life). I’m pretty sure she will have no problem letting Nil visit Bernice in her room.

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    chrisericksen9  about 2 years ago

    Think about the name Greg Evans gave him- “Nil”…

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta.

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    Asharah  about 2 years ago

    Bernice is a NUT!

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    D.E.N.  about 2 years ago

    Well, this went nowhere faster than usual. And the rest of the week … ???

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    imagenesis  about 2 years ago

    This is like watching an episode of Roseanne, when their kids were young!

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    Johnnyrico  about 2 years ago

    Bernice is “Forever Fifteen”. If I was Nil, I would never come back. I would block her number and never speak to her again.

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    Aficionado  about 2 years ago

    Wow, Bernice is a conflicted mess. She really needs some therapy.

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    Decepticomic  about 2 years ago

    Ignore the stains on the couch. Hope Luann enjoys hearing her finish the job while trying to sleep tonight.

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    What will Bernice do when one of them asks what was in the package?

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    dadoctah  about 2 years ago

    And now we watch to see how many times they can get away with swapping that same box back and forth before someone notices.

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sounds pretty guilty to me.

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    rrsltx  about 2 years ago

    Don’t walk Nil, run!

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Bernice, if you did this in your bedroom, none of this would’ve happened.

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    The Pro from Dover  about 2 years ago

    Package?

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    luann1212  about 2 years ago

    Bern adroitly handles Nil and the package, but she is about to spill the whole event. She has a ways to go before she can act normal with passion and romance.

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    ctolson  about 2 years ago

    No, but Bernice will do enough for the two of them .

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    WilliamVollmer  about 2 years ago

    Bernice; they didn’t ask. But now they’ll think SOMETHING DID happen.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    oh Nancy knows, and knows they broke it up before anything did

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Her smile gave it away

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    comicboyz  about 2 years ago

    do we think the DeGroot’s are that silly, as to not know that they were “Parentus Interruptus”

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    dblbaraje  about 2 years ago

    I have seen 8 year olds with more maturity than Bernice. I think G/K are over exaggerating this situation. In this day and age, a 19/20 year old should not be this ridiculous (even in a cartoon.

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    Dkram  about 2 years ago

    That says, something happened.

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    notinksanymore Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Why does Nil put up with her behavior? I was over it a week ago.

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    luann1212  about 2 years ago

    Spoilsport.

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    YorkGirl  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Wonder how long Nil will put up with Bernice’s idiosyncrasies. Nerves are one thing, but rushing him out the door? Nancy, I’m sure will have something to say about it.

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    Cincoflex  about 2 years ago

    Dying to know what’s in the box!

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    Airman  about 2 years ago

    I grow weary of this endless prelude to sex. Go to that park bench, look out for the bird watchers, and go at it until you realize that a field trip of second graders is watching you.

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    R.W.Singer -SF  about 2 years ago

    Is she 12?

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    reedkomicks Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bernice wants to be caught, or it’s that part of her that craves living on the edge.

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    DM2860  about 2 years ago

    Bernie is the master at acting suspicious.

    First, why was his package here?Second, why is telling them nothing happenedThird, they are not her parents. She does not answer to them except as her landlord.

    That does make me wonder if they did lay down certain rules when she moved it like “No snogging on the sofa”

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    Wubbie  about 2 years ago

    I never got caught by someone’s parents ( or landlord), but I have been hustled out the door.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 years ago

    Both of them have serious problems. Back to sane, sensible Tiffany.

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    locake  about 2 years ago

    Nil did NOT have that package when he was walking to Bernice’s house. He picked it up somewhere along the way and he needs to return it. It is not his.

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    locake  about 2 years ago

    Didn’t Bernice tell Nancy all about Nil when they first started dating? Why the secrecy now?

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    Jogger2  about 2 years ago

    Is Bernice having a “The lady doth protest too much” moment?

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    Joe1962 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nancy gives that her evil eye as does Frank to Bernice because they both no what happen are almost happen.

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    Mayor Snorkum  about 2 years ago

    Nancy’s side-eye shows she Knows. . .

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    Bobbin Dobbins  about 2 years ago

    Guilty is as guilty feels. Long ago I was in a similar situation and reacted much the same way.

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    1BlackLivesMatter Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Boring! Time to drop this storyline.

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    hoffquotes2  about 2 years ago

    This may have been a good arc 20 years ago when Luann bunch started high school

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    alexius23  about 2 years ago

    The lady doth protest too much, methinks

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    d edwin  about 2 years ago

    Leave,drop the nut case…..

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    tcayer  about 2 years ago

    They’re not stupid! Why do you think they shouted “WE’RE HOME!” before walking in?

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    kaycstamper  about 2 years ago

    He doesn’t need to be!

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    mjowens1985  about 2 years ago

    And we have at least four more days of this storyline. I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. :P

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    Uncle Bob  about 2 years ago

    he’s Beetle Bailey’s half-brother…

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Without a reason she blurts out “nothing happened!”

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    David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose  about 2 years ago

    Bernice makes up for a multitude of nontalkers.

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    LFate  about 2 years ago

    Maybe Bernice needs to see a professional, to understand why she’s being a nut job about something that is not a problem at all. Or maybe she has some secret religious beliefs that we don’t know about.

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    leighabc123  about 2 years ago

    Stop putting your foot in your mouth, Bernice!

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    liberalnlovinit  about 2 years ago

    Luann is going to be insanely jealous that Bern beat her to making out in the house when the parents aren’t there…

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    198.23.5.11  about 2 years ago

    Why am I thinking of an arc late in FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,

    where “Teen April” had to hustle bandmate Gerald out the back door late at night?

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    Kenezg  about 2 years ago

    I’d get off this crazy roller Coaster ride with Bernice…

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Good crap, this girl is a mess.

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    Purple People Eater  about 2 years ago

    Judging by the look on Nancy’s face in the last panel, she doesn’t quite believe that nothing happened.

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    The Quiet One  about 2 years ago

    Way to sell it Bernice.

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    Billavi Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Poor Nil. Leaving with his package in his hand

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bernice is talker enough for two people. They can’t recruit her to any of the fed agencies. She breaks like fine crystal.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    “What’s that funny smell? sniff, sniff”

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    Dr. Caligari  about 2 years ago

    I had a girlfriend like that. Best time was under a bush in a park 20 feet from a picnicking family.

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    RSH  about 2 years ago

    To Nancy Bern is an open book. She already knows (from previous conversation) how Bern overreacts, e.g. the time she kissed Nil after the art show. I hope Nancy will straighten her out, at least tone down the neuroses.

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    comic reader 22  about 2 years ago

    Why does Greg keep dwelling on a story about a young woman with sexual hang-ups? Why is he so obsessed with portraying a nymphomaniac with a guilt complex? It’s not entertaining and it doesn’t portray anything about real relationships. He should have just wrapped it all up in one new character – a guilty nymphomaniac in a cheerleaders outfit who runs around town having sex in the bushes.

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    daddo52  about 2 years ago

    Wow Bernice. Could you have made it any clearer that something did?

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Panicked, guilt-ridden, mentally confused, Bernie opens her mouth and sounds off once too often!

    It’s time for Frank and Nancy to act like responsible grown-ups and throw Bernie out of their house!

    No more sicko moochers (and that includes TJ)!

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    kittysquared Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nil deserves better. Who wants to be treated like a secret? Bern should have introduced Nil to Nancy and Frank well before this took place. But she is ashamed of having a boyfriend – if he is even that. Bern is messed up and has no business trying to become a therapist.

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    live2read  about 2 years ago

    Preview for tomorrow: Bernice’s got some questions. We’ll be ready to answer them, won’t we, gang? :)

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    reshen68  about 2 years ago

    Good heavens, is B. thirteen years-old?

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