Making lemonade from lemons is not very impressive. It’s another matter if you can do the trick when, lost in a Florida’s swamp, life gives you gators…
What Rat, you can’t come up with those things on your own? To extend the metaphor, you can’t find inner strengths and hidden depths that can be used to neutralize unwelcome developments in your life and turn them into something redemptive?
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
BE THIS GUY about 2 months ago
Who told Rat life was a supermarket?
BasilBruce about 2 months ago
If life gives you lemons, give them back and go get a pizza.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
Oh grow up. If life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour!
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
Rat soured on the idea…
salakfarm Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rat is often right.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 months ago
Sitting in the shade of the glade drinking lemonade.
Wilde Bill about 2 months ago
Life doesn’t give you the pitcher or the glasses, either.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 months ago
I can drink unsweetened lemon juice if it’s watered down!
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 months ago
If life gives you lemons, throw ’em into a quart of vodka.— Red Green
If lemonade is made from lemons, what is a parade made from?
Zykoic about 2 months ago
If life gives you cr@p, make cr@p-aid.
Formedras about 2 months ago
Rat would follow J.K. Simmons’ advice, wouldn’t he? Make life take the lemons back. Either that or make incendiary lemons to burn life’s house down.
buer about 2 months ago
Making lemonade from lemons is not very impressive. It’s another matter if you can do the trick when, lost in a Florida’s swamp, life gives you gators…
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
If Life gives you lemons, ask if you can trade for avacados
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 months ago
As if life would give you anything, much less lemons.
robcarroll1213 about 2 months ago
Pastis is getting lazy. “I think I’ll just copy the first panel for the next two…”
iggyman about 2 months ago
If you get a lemon, take it back to the dealer!
iggyman about 2 months ago
Rat, some folks substitute Splenda for sugar, just saying!
minty_Joe about 2 months ago
How’s Life? Crunchy, until you pour milk on it!
anvlu about 2 months ago
When Life gives you lemons , you throw them really hard at those causing you pain .
Ellis97 about 2 months ago
Lemonade made with just lemons would just be lemon juice with a bunch of seeds and pulp in it. You need all the necessary ingredients.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
WOW! Rat has a good point. As always.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
I always thought life was a bowl of cherries.
Differentname about 2 months ago
I recently learned that lemons are a hybrid fruit; they don’t exist in nature, they had to be created by careful planning and hard work.
That means that life doesn’t hand us lemons, we create them for ourselves.
Goat from PBS about 2 months ago
If life did provide the sugar, it would be a whole lot sweeter.
ladykat about 2 months ago
Or throw in some eggs and sugar and make lemon curd!
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
I always say, “If life gives you lemons, sell used cars.”
old_geek about 2 months ago
If life gives you melons…
Doug K about 2 months ago
If you read the recipe for Lemonade on the Lemon, it indicates that the other ingredients not included.
zeexenon about 2 months ago
Rat, always a sour note.
curtlyon19 about 2 months ago
fine, lemonade makes me very thirsty, really!
ira.crank about 2 months ago
“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
Jefano Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ve been waiting for years for someone to publicly expose how idiotic that saying is.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
Lemon, sugar, and grain alcohol makes limoncello which would calm most of Rat’s objections.
Bilan about 2 months ago
If Life was giving people lemons instead of magazines, that must be why they went out of business.
Buoy about 2 months ago
Rats all about the lemons.
Durandal_1707 about 2 months ago
That’s an old one; I actually own a T-shirt with that says: “Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.”
christelisbetty about 2 months ago
BYOW+S
John Jorgensen about 2 months ago
What Rat, you can’t come up with those things on your own? To extend the metaphor, you can’t find inner strengths and hidden depths that can be used to neutralize unwelcome developments in your life and turn them into something redemptive?
Keno21 about 2 months ago
When life gives you lemons, launch a class action suit against the growers.
MT Wallet about 2 months ago
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 months ago
Deconstructing another cliche.
bookworm0812 about 2 months ago
Actually, my grandma liked her lemonade sour like that.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Thanks Rat. I’ve always hated that stupid saying.
Katje about 2 months ago
Well, if life gives you lemons, sugar and water… :D
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
If they’re not Meyer Lemons, you’ve been swindled
mengelji about 1 month ago
When Death gives you lemons, then what?