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To jam an earworm, simply add another one! Your brain won’t run two earworms at once (I use Pop Goes The Weasel). Try it! Before you know it, the inside of your head’ll be full of white noise the way Nature intended.
Seven blind elephants once tried investigating a human. After each one had taken a try they all agreed that humans were kind of slippery and wet and squeaky, but only for a short time.
So the neighbor’s dog is digging in your imaginary garden and disturbing the real toads who live there?
It’s like that time when Nora Barnacle asked her boyfriend Jimmy why he didn’t write sensible books that people could understand!
Just the same as listening to the Clash,Frog Applause is the only comic that matters.