B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 28, 2023

good luck wasting your time, son.

“Besides, it is a whole lot safer to study from beyond club reach.”

Of course in the wild. You will never tame one of those into any kind of captivity. Get used to dealing with them in the wild cause that is not going to change.

Hunters and gatherers. Men hunt women. Women gather men. At least it seems that way.

Best to avoid them altogether.

He’s not picky about who he looks at.

One thing helps. The size of the herd to be observed is manageable.

Wild women!

Actually, he’s hunting cougar.

Give it up. No man will ever understand women!

A man finds a Genie in a bottle on a beach in California.

His first two wishes were for health and wealth but he was stumped for his third wish. He really didn’t want anything more, but didn’t want to waste the wish.

“I know,” he told the Genie, “I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I’m terrified of both planes and boats, so what if I wished for a highway from here to Hawaii.”

“I don’t know,” said the Genie, “That is problematic at best. Magic is supposed to be a secret – the engineering alone to accomplish such a feat could blow the whole deal. Then there are materials that would hold up, and the labor issues would be huge. I just don’t know if that is at all possible. Magic is great, but there are still limits. Is there something else… anything else you may want?”

“Well…” the man said, “I have always wanted to understand the female mind.”

The Genie sighed, “Did you want two lanes or four?”

He calls it research. The police have a different word for it.

Culling the Herd?!

If those are the only 2 women in the country within 500 miles and we know there are at least a dozen men around, then give it up four eyes Clumsy wearing glasses. You don’t have much a chance of scoring with the women!

Many have tried, some think they’ve succeeded. They are wrong.

Clumsy may be on to something…

If you haven’t figured us out by now… ;-)

Women! can you live without them? you could, but would you want too?

Don’t bother! Just smile and do what she ask, she’s usually right anyway.

Peeping-Man get beat up when caught.

A woman is an enigma, who is to be cherished and protected, to walk beside and supported, but an enigma never to be understood.

Nowadays that’s called “stalking”.

Now known as “stalking”.

……..and the research is still going on!!!!!!

This is part of the problem as to why there are no children in B.C.

Won’t work.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=EcpwuK1Fmx4

Yes clumsy I do…………RUN!!!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing will work, Clumsy.

Oh, I don’t know. . .how about TALKING/LISTENING to them. . .sigh. . .

I like wild women.

Are they wild, or free range?

Yup, study ants. Far better chance of understanding them than women.

I never was very good at finding wild women; ’probably for the best. The woman I did capture, and have studied for over 40 years, has been very good at taming me….

No, I don’t have a better idea.

Clumsy, understand this: no matter how much you study them, the day will come when you hear the dreaded four words:

“I’ve changed my mind.”

A man walking along a California beach is deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, Grant me one wish.”

The sunny Californian sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”

The Lord replied, “Your request is very materialistic, think if the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports will have to reach down to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Just think about the amount of concrete and steel that would have to be used! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.”

The man thought about it for a long time, when finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are they thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’ and how can I make them truly happy.

The Lord replied, “Do you want 2 lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”

Better solution to carry a Portable Urinal. We visited my California relatives in the ‘80s and my uncle had one in his car … he’s now 103.

This is before hair salons were invented

Took me a while but i simplistically concluded that women are wonderfully weird, & men are marvelous maniacs..

The “tame” ones are not as much fun to study. :)

Treat them like they’re disposable, and you don’t care about them.

They’ll kneel in submission right quick.