Well, for one thing, he’s stopped taking the Pill.
And by underwear, you mean anything worn under a coat.
After which they find a man to eviscerate.
No, you’re thinking about Catty-Woman. She’s probably at the bar smirking at these amateurs.
And will you sir fancy her tickle?
“More to the point, where did she get THESE marvelous toys?”
The next thing you know she’ll want to vote!
“And the next YOU ask, I’ll still be Gay.”
Rufus has a previously untapped genius for marketing.