Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 24, 2023

Elvis using his TOEBEANS to activate his anger shield! Siamese Super Powers! Also among those super powers, Infinite Guilt Trip!

I love this story arc

Elvis, are you getting frequent flyer miles on that guilt trip?

I think he’ll survive.

Gonna miss ya Elvis!

Notice Lupin pointing his paw towards Puck in agreement with the apology.

Aww, poor Elvis. Facing certain doom.

Elvis, those are some of the snippiest toe beans I’ve ever seen …

OT Alcorn

And even as he faces certain doom, Elvis still reports like a professional.

It sure looks mean

Right or wrong he really feels like nobody loves him. Poor Elvis.

Is this the one where Pucky the Brave heroically steps in to protect Elvis?

The vacuum looks like a, Dalek robot, from, Doctor Who! EXTERMINATE!

Elvis isn’t a bit offended, is he?

Elvis can really hang onto a grudge. Who does he think he is, Queen Elizabeth III?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Broom-Sweepa: This is the library at the Very Good Pyramid, Whisk. Ms Bea is the librarian.

Whisk: How do you do, Ms Bea?

Beatrixia: Very well, thank you Whisk. Have you been to the library before?

Whisk: Yes. I helped my mommy sweep at Afar. She said I did a real good job.

Broom-Sweep: Remember the Broom Motto: Only sweep where it’s safe.

Bea: Here’s a scroll that you may enjoy: Harold and the Purple Drawing Brush. It’s a favorite of our royal scribe, Elvis-Anum ever since he was a kitten.

Ora Z: Ooh, do you think we can draw like Harold?

Bea: Better ask Elvis first. Now here’s our Artisans, Mandy and Lynn.

Mandy: Pleased to meet all of you. Would like to tour our new workshop. The Pretty Good Pyramid is not far.

Whisk: Can we, Mommy?

Broom-Sweepa: Why not?

No, somebody save Elvis! I wonder if his anger shield is powered by his hiss engine. They would seem to go together.

Elvis’ lead Vocals and Guilty Lament

“Goodbye to you, my trusted friends

But we’ve known each other since we were nine or ten

Together, we’ve climbed hills and trees

Learned of love and ABC’s

Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye, my friend, it’s hard to die

When all the birds are singing in the sky

Now that spring is in the air

Pretty girls are everywhere

Think of me and I’ll be there"

Puck and Lupin on Chorus,

“We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun

But the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time”

Elvis on lead vocals…

“Goodbye, papa, please pray for me

I was the black sheep of the family

You tried to teach me right from wrong

Too much wine and too much song

Wonder how I got along”

So. Thats how you draw whispering.

The vacuum looks annoyed at that.

Where were these cats raise and by whom? Vacuum cleaners are ground born masters, where as cats love heights. Any right thinking cat would seek the tactical advantage and seize the high ground. A vantage point that gives a wide view of the area and any approaching monsters while offering a better vantage point for them to beat a hasty retreat.

Poor doomed Elvis. (Am I allowed to say that?) I hope there’s tasty snacks at your funeral. [snark detected]

Poor Elvis…brave to the end.

Alas. Them eevil extraterrestrials has gots him now. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always afraid of. Woe is he.

I’m reminded of all those classic horror stories where the people who were finished off by the monster somehow had time to write down their last excruciating moments in notes inevitably found by the protagonist. “The creature has found me! It is eating my legs- oh, the agony!”

Anyone noticed Burt’s caption in the last panel? If Lupin and Puck weren’t feeling gulity before, they are now.

And Elvis wonders why his brothers tease him!

By popular demand! The guilt trip is extended!

Oh my Cat! I can hardly bear to watch!

Tales of Brave Elvis.

OT Vacation!

OT: Nelcin at the Rainbow Bridge

We had a cat who loved being vacuumed with the upholstery brush. Hea name was Louise but we called her Weezie.

GUILT TRIP EXTENDED! :-D

When I was a teenager, we had a black and white long haired Mainecoone (didn’t look like the Mainecoones of today). He didn’t have problems with the vacuum. Until, this is just a guess, but when she vacuumed under the bed, his tail……..may have been accidentally sucked up.

My boss, three months ago, while I explained how my disability affects my work flow (and therefore I don’t do things “his way”): “That’s irrelevant!”

Me, accepting a promotion this afternoon: “And now, so are you.”

The “Great Eraser of Identity” is fast closing in on Elvis! Oh my Cat! In his words, “Good luck when company sees an unmarked couch and assumes it’s theirs!” https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-vacuum-cleaner-is-back/

Tina Turner has passed away, a great singer and entertainer. RIP

Elvis says, Talk to the peet!

OMC, Orbsters.

My big fluffy cat, Belle, has been acting off the last few days. She was showing sings of constipation, and per vet advice, we were giving her low doses of Miralax."This evening when she tried to get up to go to the box, she could not use her legs, front or back. She just flopped on the floor. There are no vets withing 60 miles that handle emergencies. Everyone is closed. She is weak, and having trouble even lifting her head.She purrs to head scratches, but it is obvious that she is weakening, and slipping away. I have lined a box with soft towels and have placed her in front of my chair so I can pour all my love to her. I know that by morning, she will be gone. She has been my bestest little (at one point, 23 pounds) girl for nearly 9 years. My heart is shattered in pieces on the floor and I cannot stop crying.Goddess help me, how to ease this pain..