Nobody is “born into” Christianity. Even those of us who were raised by Christians make a choice.
You can reverse the hinges on some refrigerators.
Drive type shouldn’t matter so much; it’s a matter of preference. Thread style, OTOH… Maybe he got a wood screw when it should have been a machine screw. Or flat head instead of pan.
If you have to explain your joke, it’s not funny.
When was it originally published? I’ve never seen it before.
“It is not a good deal if you do not need the item you are buying.”But, if it’s something you were going to buy next week, it could be. As long as the item lasts until you need it.
Which would become a solid wall when Wiley got there. Or a railroad tunnel with a train coming out of it.
Only one of those was mentioned in the comment I replied to.
Hopefully it was a clean litter box.