Calvin gots an idea

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  1. 1 day ago on Non Sequitur

    According to some books I’ve read, they actually only had 5 shots. They holstered the gun with the hammer on an empty chamber for safety.

  2. 4 days ago on UFO

    It’s ok once in a while.

  3. 4 days ago on Frazz

    A while back, the local convenience store chain around here had a sale on Kraft mac & cheese, 2 for $2, or $2.29 each. In one store, I saw a sign on the display they had set up saying “It’s a no-brainer!”. I wonder how many people bought a single box.

  4. 6 days ago on Close to Home

    That just delays inevitable death. Tires can’t be repaired after that junk has been used.

  5. 7 days ago on UFO

    15 cases would last a long time, though.

  6. 7 days ago on Cornered

    If he doesn’t show up in court, he won’t be getting out on bond next time he’s caught.

  7. 9 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    Your last paragraph reminded me of O. Henry’s “The Ransom of Red Chief”.

  8. 9 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    The last incident was well documented. Locking her out of the house, then watching all the TV shows he wasn’t allowed to, and he and Hobbes eating a bag of Oreos each. He offered to move the TV over to the window so Rosalyn could watch too, if she’d go rent a VCR and a movie.

  9. 10 days ago on Strange Brew

    Strawberry rhubarb is pretty close to the top of my list, if not the very top. Pecan, French silk, and fresh peach are right up there, too.

  10. 12 days ago on Garfield

    I’m not sure why they do that, but the term “dog-tracking” is used for vehicles that drive that way, due to the rear wheels being out of alignment.