Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 30, 2023

Be sure to spay or neuter your feral lawyers, for the benefit of everyone

With so many lawyers needing lawyers these days, I’d say that their schedules will be busy.

At least Joe’s brother got dumped in a classier spot.

Teach your kids to stay away from lawyers abandoned outside landscaping companies.

No,but maybe it can be repurposed into something useful. Like a doorstop.

At the rate that Trump lawyers quit, there are probably a few feral lawyers in Florida.

Was it soliciting?

I’d rather keep the feral cat. You know, the one that gets fed at three houses on this street and sleeps in a loving household on the next block.

“No. He might have rabies….. or injunctions.”

No. He has to go back to the jail he escaped from.

You can THINK you’ve tamed a lawyer, but in the end, they are still feral, with all those feral instincts.

Do not feed it!

It probably has rabies and needs to be put down.

Aw, please, he followed me home. Can’t we keep him? He looks pretty …

The Count thought they were talking about the little kid. Oh well… weak sauce, anyway.

Morning Wiley, have you seen Julia Roberts new hair make over! Absolutely Beautiful, and she looks so Happy!

CNN losing even more viewership…….

Feral Lawyer Rehab Center- where they put their skills to good use for the Community- like hand pumping/bucketing out septic tanks.

Neuter and Release.

Spade it before it can breed again.

He might be useful if you have a few million bucks, but only until he has those bucks.

Retaining water is less painful and more useful

Surprised he wasn’t out chasing ambulances.

I tried searching “feral lawyers” and got re-directed to “federal lawyers”. Hmmm…

Pretty sure those cable news folks need all the lawyers they can get.

$19/month. Save the Lawyers, and we’ll send you this ADOORABLE subpoena.

Where is Dick the Butcher now that we REALLY need him?

We can’t keep him, he’s not house trained.

Donate it to a Crocodile farm.

My experience is that there are always a few in a pack milling about in the courthouse. Usually some coffee and donuts nearby.

Wiley and Wiley’s readers: You are so funny! Thanks! You make my day, everyday.

Never let a child bring a ‘loaded weapon’ into a home.

No dear, the kindest think is to put him down humanely. so, hold him there while I go get my sledgehammer.

Go to Fox. Search on the word “Dominion”. You’ll find one whole story younger than two years other than one about Old Dominion basketball.

A herd of cows, a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a scum of lawyers. . .

?I’ve read it several times. but I still don’t get it … they’re ALL feral…

No.

If you feed it, it’ll just keep coming back.

Not so long ago, our economy was getting soundly thrashed by Japan’s; I saw a brilliant proposal that the way the equalize things to require that for every TV, car, motorcycle, etc., they sent us, they had to accept one of our lawyers.

Outside a cable-news HQ, eh? I wonder which one would be so desperate for lawyers that they’d just grab the first one they saw off the street. Anyone got any guesses?

You can always spot them by he scuffed briefcase and the suit and tie.

Trump grinds em up like hamburger.

Shouldn’t that be “retrain” instead of “retain”?

Yes, Honey, we can retain it. But it will have to be microchipped and neutered.

and retrain it

What a cute kid.:-)

Does he have all his shots?

HOW IS THIS FUNNY???? ANOTHER FAIL by Wiley

Maybe TFG will need him now that he’s been indicted, though payment will not be guaranteed.

It thought that all lawyers were feral.

Or we could get a politician…

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