These machines can produce different results, so their accuracy is somewhat underwhelming. Boarded a recent cruise and the sensors sounded until I removed my watch & gold wrist chain. Apparently my neck chain was OK. When I returned on board after a shore visit wearing all the items, I sailed (pun intended) straight through.
This happened to me, A woman agent pulled me aside and told me to put my arms out and spread my legs in front of everybody at the airport. She proceeded to take her wand and go all over and she went up my skirt three times‼️ I was so appalled and embarrassed. Of all the people there, I was in a sundress, whereas there were foreign men in line…why would thy pick ME? ☹️
Been done before, on an episode of Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life,” where it ends with the TSA agent opening Rocko’s mouth and pulling out a pair of pliers. (Okay, to be fair, Nickeloodeon stopped airing the episode after 9/11, since it involves a plane crash, but it is available on Paramount+.)
The TSA agent wasn’t paying attention to the (broken ?) detector at all. Just his quota requirements to pull every 6th person aside for ’special attention ’.
ronaldspence about 1 year ago
Must have a lot of iron in his blood!
Superfrog about 1 year ago
Oh, the irony.
Dirty Dragon about 1 year ago
All of the others, metal successfully detected.
The last guy shouldn’t have packed his house keys in his suitcase.
electricshadow Premium Member about 1 year ago
Wolverine must have threatened this guy when he went through the detector; now he gives all those guys a pass.
Bilan about 1 year ago
Pardon my ignorance, but who’s the fourth guy?
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
It’s that a metal detecting wand, or a stud finder?
BigBoy about 1 year ago
He’s the only one with lead in his pencil
iggyman about 1 year ago
Every so many passengers thy have to do the extra tests, I am usually the one!
MayCauseBurns about 1 year ago
Maybe it’s a stud detector
Jayalexander about 1 year ago
He looked a little wired to the screener.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
All that exercising paid off. His buns of steel triggered the alarm.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
“Dang. It’s happened again! I’ll sure be relieved when the last of the barium is gone.”
Aussie Down Under about 1 year ago
These machines can produce different results, so their accuracy is somewhat underwhelming. Boarded a recent cruise and the sensors sounded until I removed my watch & gold wrist chain. Apparently my neck chain was OK. When I returned on board after a shore visit wearing all the items, I sailed (pun intended) straight through.
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
It’s a Marvel of engineering.
gokar RLV about 1 year ago
His “spear”is as hard as steel.
uniquename about 1 year ago
Well, he’s going to be flying on Magnet Air.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
I had a TSA officer ask me how I liked my pat down
atomicdog about 1 year ago
Next in line: the Metal Men.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Ding ding ding!
This happened to me, A woman agent pulled me aside and told me to put my arms out and spread my legs in front of everybody at the airport. She proceeded to take her wand and go all over and she went up my skirt three times‼️ I was so appalled and embarrassed. Of all the people there, I was in a sundress, whereas there were foreign men in line…why would thy pick ME? ☹️jel354 about 1 year ago
Airport security is ironing out all of the details.
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Those things hate Blue Jean zippers.
Nuliajuk about 1 year ago
I have a titanium plate screwed into my fibula. I can’t wait to see if that sets anything off.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Reminds me of scenes from Airplane!
Dream_it_designs about 1 year ago
Maybe he likes medieval cod pieces.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago
With 2 metal hips and a metal knee, I’m like the guy they send thru to train the TSA rookies.
del_grande Premium Member about 1 year ago
Been done before, on an episode of Nickelodeon’s “Rocko’s Modern Life,” where it ends with the TSA agent opening Rocko’s mouth and pulling out a pair of pliers. (Okay, to be fair, Nickeloodeon stopped airing the episode after 9/11, since it involves a plane crash, but it is available on Paramount+.)
FireAnt_Hater about 1 year ago
Some jokester flipped the switch from “Detect metal” to “Detect lack of metal.”
Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Non-metal detector…
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
It’s a test of his mettle.
gammaguy about 1 year ago
He shouldn’t have ironed his shirt this morning.
syzygy47 about 1 year ago
The TSA agent wasn’t paying attention to the (broken ?) detector at all. Just his quota requirements to pull every 6th person aside for ’special attention ’.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
ARGUE MAN! They cannot get away with this. Make an example of him.
Lablubber about 1 year ago
Shouldn’t have flown Heavy Metal Airways.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
he probably got pulled aside ’cause he has to steel himself to go through the detector…
rodney about 1 year ago
Must be Little Rock airport
cwg about 1 year ago
Last guy didn’t set off the alarms, what was he hiding?