“But WAIT…. There’s MORE……!”
In Chicah-go, it’s called a “gratch.” Where dere eatin dere sammiches.
I said, “By the way, baby, what’s your name?”
Said, "I go by the name of Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfiend, you surely can
Just let me quit my boyfriend called Superman"
I said, "He’s a fairy, I do suppose
Flyin’ through the air in pantyhose
He may be very sexy or even cute
But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit."
“Variety is the spice of life. That’s why they call me Ginger.”
“Do not try this at home, kids….. I AM a professional. Hang ten. Later, dudes.”
“Can you hurry up, Clark, I’m freezing my baguettes off.”
“And my body is always talking behind my back.”
“He went POW and I went OW!”
“You only look good when I’ve got my beer goggles on……”