He’ll be downloading kitty porn next.
“I haven’t had a match since Superman died.”
“My motto is ‘Invention is the Mother of Necessity.’”
Joe Banana and His Bunch – The Band With Appeal.The Ex Lax Brothers – #2 All Over the Country.
“You’d buzz, too, if someone stole your honey & nectar!”
15 seconds of how great this drug is, 2 minutes of how bad it could be.
I know you think you know what you think I said, but I am not certain that what you think you know I said may not be what you think I know I meant.
“And I want elves to mend my shoes while I’m sleeping.”
“In promulgating your esoteric cogitations, or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable, philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compact comprehensibleness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babblement and asinine affectations. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompous prolixity, psittaceous vacuity, ventriloquial verbosity and vaniloquent vapidity. Shun double-entendres, purient pscosity, and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent.”
“Nelson, my boy, number one, never trust a fart….”