I got the fever; you got the cure.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
“I like my coffee just like my women: hot, black, and strong.”
“Some days you’re the pigeon; some days you’re the statue.”
“And I’m never going back to my old school….”
“Wait ’til he gets the “heal” command……."
This Space Intentionally Left Blank
“Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are, as in this garbage can I sit, sorting through and eating ……”
“What’s in YOUR wallet?”
“And you’ll look funny trying to pick up your false teeth off the floor with two broken arms….”