I was going to add that. I see you’re my age!
“Under this stone lies Murphy, They buried him today, he lived the life of Riley, while Riley was away.”
He wasn’t 4F, he was 20F Section 8.
Waiting for the break of day……. Searching for something to say…..
“I looked around, a lousy candle’s all I found….”
How about “Late Basement”? Or, “Early Attic.”
Your 7-Day pads are a week overdue…..
Has anybody seen Flick?
“NOT A FINGAH!!!!!”
Throw it a drink of water and unplug it.