“We’re required by law to charge that.”
Yeah, but humans typically don’t lick their bung-y holes and puke hair turds…
“Must be going…. cheerio!”
They may be in Bloomington, but they’re not anywhere near normal…..
“Mama mia, atsa some spicy meataball!”
“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
Actually, the ladies are out wearing the numbers off your credit cards.
“My friends wonder why I call you all the time, what can I say…..”