Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes people have no control over the scars that are inflicted upon them.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    This is surprising; I would have expected Pig to choose the non-scarring route, a life of nothing but cheese and ignorance.

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Very profound! What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you!

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    Wilde Bill  over 1 year ago

    Having no life at all can leave a scar.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    Scars prove that we have lived.

    But there are many with scars that do not heal properly. If you are one of those people, there is help available and I hope and pray that you seek out the help that you need, so that you can live the rest of your life.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    You can get scars from movies and soap operas you watch, unless you watch scar free movies.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Hooray for Pig!

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wise A$$’$ risk is that he’ll fall off that mountain.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Truly wise insightful advise. Wise insightful choice by Pig.

    Is Stephan on vacation? Just kidding. Seriously … who did today’s strip?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good thing know there are two possibilities.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    The scars are what makes us “us” Rat!

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This is contrary to Pig’s usual philosophy on life.

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    It’s a fallen world. How can we NOT come out unscathed?

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Every scar has a story to tell, not only of injury but also of healing. For the past 30 years or so, I’ve had a saying that goes, “If you get through life without any scars, you didn’t live.”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Could have missed the pain, but I’d have had to miss the dance

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    ChristineMurphy  over 1 year ago

    Wise choice, Mr. Pig.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Pig feels safe when he’s in his bed with the covers over his head!

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    All you have to do is live a sheltered life.

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    Yontrop  over 1 year ago

    Life is dangerous. No one gets out alive.

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    artegal  over 1 year ago

    “Life is not tried it is merely survived if you’re standing outside the fire.”—Garth Brooks

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    ElwoodP  over 1 year ago

    GO PIG!

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    delennwen  over 1 year ago

    Cue the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Tapestry”.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Without scars, what would life be?….

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    As they turn to leave in a huff, the Azz hollers, “And just try to avoid the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!!”

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    John Jorgensen  over 1 year ago

    Always throws me a bit when this strip contains actual wisdom and profundity. I like it, but I never expect it.

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    Bruce388  over 1 year ago

    Scars are part of the deal.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    ”Most pigs lead lives of quiet desperation”.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like the Wise one is describing himself.

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    rvps Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig is my hero in every way

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    The question is better phrased as: Should you stay in bed all day or dare getting out?

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    A bunch of little scars, helps you cope with the bigger ones that come later.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    Scars are like our own personal road maps.

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    Bookworm  over 1 year ago

    “He jests at scars that never felt a wound.” Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet: Act II, sc. ii.

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    jharrington3 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t expect true wisdom from Pig…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m signing up to the third panel.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago

    At 70, I would hope I have all the scars I need

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    jonochsendorf  over 1 year ago

    If you’re afraid to die, then you’re afraid to live…..

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    ekke  over 1 year ago

    Freaking hilarious! Typing “Wise a** on the hill” brings on the GoComics censor.

    I demand that GoComics censor their cartoonists to the exact same standards that they censor commenters!

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    knight1192a  over 1 year ago

    Physical or emotional?

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wise choice.

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    Snuffles [Previously Helikitty]   over 1 year ago

    I did the Oregon trail videogame with Rat, Pig, Guard duck, Goat and Zebra. Everyone died.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Scars for me too, Pig ♥

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 1 year ago

    Scars are the place marks in life.

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig, search Jeremy Hillary B00b; he might offer perspective, even if it goes nowhere!

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    edeloriea14  over 1 year ago

    That sounds like something my grandmother would say.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Valiant, Sir Pig! But don’t risk your bacon….

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    In the end, the scars will be worth it.

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    skipper1992  over 1 year ago

    He’s not wrong.

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