In my internet dating days, there were a few women who didn’t match up with their photos. When they checked out my profile, they saw all of the ugly.
One of the funniest Peanuts cartoons I ever saw was Charlie Brown’s kite exploding after he FINALLY got it in the air.
The creators of the game had a dog named Pickle or Pickles.
Here in our geezer village, a guy told me he was interested in trying the game, but every time he drove past the courts there was an ambulance.
Well, they DID get out of that timeshare….
Hobbes livened up Calvin’s fishing experience today.
Recently TWO self-checkout machines choked on my bunch of bananas. I left the store with the bananas still on the second machine. The employee responsible for them must have been on break.
A friend had two kids during his short-lived marriage. She left and his parents wound up raising the kids. One day the boy called the police on his grandmother because she was mean to him. The police yelled at him.
The last I heard he was living underground due to several legal issues. Multiple child support issues, to start.
Give Afghanistan time. Eventually Americans can go over and do reenactments, similar to the Civil War reenactments that are so much fun.
A friend was in Vietnam with the Air Force. He used to be coated with the stuff. He’s lucky to be alive.
A bumper sticker from the 70s — Eat Beans. America needs the gas.