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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2964 (July 22, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with the artist info I used to point to here. So far 12 works, by this artist, have been used here (13 originally attributed to him).
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
“Mr. Rubens said he wants to sign us to long term contracts for future modeling as long as we don’t diet.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Ladies this will stay just with us and that guy who is painting us.”
rmremail almost 2 years ago
rmremail almost 2 years ago
At the Weight Watchers meeting, Kelly came up with a genius idea to meet her weight target. “Guys, there are no rules about cloths!”
rmremail almost 2 years ago
Female Elon Musk impersonators.
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
♬It’s just a jump to the left♬
♬And then a step to the right♬
♬Put your hands on your hips♬
♬You bring your knees in tight♬
rmremail almost 2 years ago
Dude, that’s gross! Why does the one in the middle have toilet paper stuck to her rear?
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I always use Aphrodite Wrinkle Cream. It comes in the economical Cornucopia size.
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What we have here is a Rubens sandwich.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Movie poster for “Bridesmaids Two; the morning after”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Shemp? No, that one is a member of the Three Gracelesses… nyuk, nyuk!
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Another wardrobe malfunction on the set of My Three Daughters
Radish the wordsmith almost 2 years ago
Petticoat Junction, the later years.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That was a good year for women.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
Reimagine corpulent copulation.
A Common 'tator almost 2 years ago
Mine’s not bad… don’t think much of yours though…
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
She had said “we should all hang out some time”. And now it does.
khmo almost 2 years ago
Rubens sure had a thing for fat.
Exasperated999 almost 2 years ago
One blonde, one brunette one redhead. The rules for girl groups were written longer ago than you think.
thebashfulone almost 2 years ago
“I don’t know what they’re for either—but belly buttons sure are funny!”
thebashfulone almost 2 years ago
The moment Paul Reubens was inspired to make “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”.
Reader almost 2 years ago
“What do you mean you forgot the sunscreen!”
jdculhane46 almost 2 years ago
Playboy models gathering after the pandemic lockdown
Lotus almost 2 years ago
Is “Peter” PeeWee’s nom d’art?
lagoulou almost 2 years ago
I could have been a Rubens model…
lagoulou almost 2 years ago
The Lumpy Bummies meet!
rc_stone_1 almost 2 years ago
Medieval version of photochopping young chicks’ heads onto old (but cheap) models’ bodies.
papajim545 almost 2 years ago
C’mon, children read these things. This is disgusting
lorez.1 running on solar energy and batteries almost 2 years ago
walmart customers
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
Here have we the Graces – there’s three -/
Conferring clandestinely../
Though in charm they are rich/
They don’t own a stitch/
Of apparel: it’s painful to see..///
There’s another Grace. She’s somewhat thinner./
She is has not be invited to dinner./
Her last name is Kelly/
But she lacks the belly/
The belly that makes you a “winner”..///
She eschewed after-dinner mints,/
She never ingested a blintz,/
She was svelte, she was slim,/
She favored the gym/
But it won her the wealth of a Prince..///
Kelly’s triumph, however, was brief/
(As was she – who at last came to grief)/
The obese. Grew inflamed!/
Now “fat-shaming” is shamed/
And we all breathed a sigh of relief !
aerotica69 almost 2 years ago
As a professor once told his art appreciation class, Rubens was “quite the fan of soft, squishy broads.”
artheaded1 almost 2 years ago
“I’ve been working out – feel my muscles!” “Me too! Feel my muscles” “We’re all getting so buff! Feel my muscles too!”
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
Their initials spell “EAT” or “ATE”
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
Peter Paul, as you know, was a Fleming/
Aversive to hawing and hemming…
They lacked central heating/
Thus depended on eating/
For warmth- so it’s not fair condemning!
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
Not Fragonard’s “ girl on the swing”/
Not Botticelli’s slim “Spring “/
They ain’t French, they are Dutch/
And therefore a bit much./
TOO much of a very good thing!
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What is this twerking thing?
Linguist almost 2 years ago
And now kids, you can see where the term rubenesque originated.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
This is what happens when you leave your Graces in the dryer too long after it’s done.
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
They were painted a long time ago/
By an artist whose name we all know/
One who reveled in “meat”/
But was less skilled at feet/
(But nobody’s eyes go that low)
prrdh almost 2 years ago
The first meeting of the Anti-Body Shaming League comes to disorder.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 2 years ago
Kardashians?
Holden Awn almost 2 years ago
“Ladies, I do believe we’re a shoo-in for the new woke Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover!”
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
I don’t think “Buns of Steel” apply here.
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
“See me, feel me, touch me….”
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
The Three Graces, 40th Reunion Tour. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10!
Another Take almost 2 years ago
“Shouldn’t we make the Chubby Chasers work harder for it than this, girls?”
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
Gentlemen, let’s be honest: would you kick any one of them out of Bed?
mabrndt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Three Graces:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"File:Rubens, Peter Paul - The Three Graces.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first File: found for info and links that point to more info about this roughly lifesize, oil on oak panel painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2964 (July 22, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with the artist info I used to point to here. So far 12 works, by this artist, have been used here (13 originally attributed to him).
po'dawg almost 2 years ago
Listen up here June Bug, this here is what REAL women look like.
Csaw Backnforth almost 2 years ago
Thalia thinking “I’m the grace of youth & BEAUTY” not “BOOTY.”
StephenRice almost 2 years ago
I thought the Fourth Grace was Zeppo.
Wait—wrong wrong franchise.
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// “Well, at least they all have pretty faces,”
men said, being dismissive of places
“just too fat.” That’s not cool.
Mother Nature don’t fool,
and remember to never dis Graces.
A# 466 almost 2 years ago
They used to like ‘em healthy, didn’t they? (cf. Bennie Hill: “Oi loiks ’em ’ealthy, oi duz.”)
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Where’s the eye bleach?
stamps almost 2 years ago
I’ve heard nude dancing does wonders for cellulite.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 2 years ago
the gals are holding a beautiful body contest, it’s a three-way tie for last place.
Rabies65 almost 2 years ago
I’ve got wood… in my garage.
Blatherskite almost 2 years ago
Zeus has played the three Graces a trick
(at which skill he is known to be slick.)
To get at the Graces’
most intimate places
He disguised himself as Lady Schick.
dexterwhite over 1 year ago
Have you seen how Venus reduced her cellulite using laser technology?