John had had a very sheltered upbringing – first going to an all boys school, and then working in the family business. The first time a woman who wasn’t a family member touched him, he froze up, stiff as a board.
Go on, have a little wine. Maybe it will help you with that stutter. God knows your chances of getting a date with Elisabeth are bad enough, but if you can’t even get the words out then you’re done.
The moment Reverend Coatsdale realized that finally, at age 28, he was about to lose his virginity. Unfortunately, something went amiss prematurely and he had to leave.
The lady in back does declare / By what she’s holding up in the ait / That the oysters she ate / Could still be on her plate / Yet the gentlemen must needs beware!
With the wine flowing easy and free / She said, "Sir, take a good look at me. / Dispell all confusion! / What think’st thou of union / With one who seeks union wthe thee?’ (Pace Burton.)
(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, and Bing search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Armida, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this circa 1899, roughly life size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2930 (May 23, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 12 works, by this artist, have been used here (13 times, with one different caption repeat). The September 12, 2019, strip has the prior. The artist info URLs in my comment there are among my blog comment’s here links.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
Four women whose gay-dar isn’t working.
rmremail almost 2 years ago
John had had a very sheltered upbringing – first going to an all boys school, and then working in the family business. The first time a woman who wasn’t a family member touched him, he froze up, stiff as a board.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Women swooning over their new male robot toy.
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
Justin Timberlake moonlighting as a gigolo…
rmremail almost 2 years ago
Go on, have a little wine. Maybe it will help you with that stutter. God knows your chances of getting a date with Elisabeth are bad enough, but if you can’t even get the words out then you’re done.
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
♬I’m too sexy for my tux.♬
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
His distaff companions have noticed his stiff staff… and want to do something about it… They know where Steff can stuff his stiff staff,
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Olive Oyl, Betty Boop, Alice the Goon and Sea Hag all at once! Blow Me Down! Now where did I put that can of spinach?
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh no! Twenty more minutes until the Viagra kick in!
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I shouldn’t have had the habanero hellfire burrito at lunch.
A Common 'tator almost 2 years ago
I ordered and ate a dozen oysters, but only eleven of them worked…
Call me Ishmael almost 2 years ago
In the glorious days of yore/
He’d have easily done all four -/
Now it’s sad, but it’s true/
He can barely do two/
And for three days his back is sore..///
He still finds it easy to score/
But it’s getting to be a bore/
And if it continues/
To strain the old sinews/
He may come to deem a chore..///
It’s the curse of the handsome bloke/
You know that you’re ready to croak/
When your search for variety/
Turns to anxiety*/)
And buddy, that ain’t no joke !
*”performance anxiety”
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// With four beauties behaving so “loose,”
he seems hesitant. What’s his excuse?
They say, “Drink from my cup!”
(Each hopes she’ll get knocked up.)
Shouldn’t lesbians, too, reproduce?
Kwen almost 2 years ago
After his mother forced this twelfth party on him, John began to reconsider postponing his coming-out until he got his inheritance.
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
Damn it! I left the condoms at the hotel.
orinoco womble almost 2 years ago
And that’s what happens when you doctor the punch with Spanish Fly.
Egrayjames almost 2 years ago
The moment Reverend Coatsdale realized that finally, at age 28, he was about to lose his virginity. Unfortunately, something went amiss prematurely and he had to leave.
blackman2732 almost 2 years ago
He wasn’t against an orgy. He just wished his sisters weren’t a part of it.
jdculhane46 almost 2 years ago
Roy Osgood, inventor of the “enhancement” pill
lagoulou almost 2 years ago
That is one weird painting!
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
The lady in back does declare / By what she’s holding up in the ait / That the oysters she ate / Could still be on her plate / Yet the gentlemen must needs beware!
rugeirn almost 2 years ago
With the wine flowing easy and free / She said, "Sir, take a good look at me. / Dispell all confusion! / What think’st thou of union / With one who seeks union wthe thee?’ (Pace Burton.)
Reader almost 2 years ago
Lucky stiff
wincoach Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At the family reunion formal dinner John soon realized his country cousins don’t see many single men.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
The brief time when ‘The Body Clock Is Running Panic’ strikes.
Tyge Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Taking his final quaff of wine, Derek thought to himself, “I’ve a man’s work ahead of me this night!”
Linguist almost 2 years ago
This painting’s entitled: The Temptation of Saint Lance Begay
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was amazing how quickly the word of his wealthy father’s passing spread!
davanden almost 2 years ago
Why?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It was a nice surprise but John was still disappointed. What was he to do on Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fredrick, is it true what they say about your Hooskie doo?
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
“Curse you, Tone Loc. I should never have tried your recipe for Funky Cold Medina.”
prrdh almost 2 years ago
Rinaldo, the gay blade, was extremely annoyed that the bridesmaids got to the oysters before the groomsmen.
Another Take almost 2 years ago
Being the head of one of the first ever movie studios would’ve been more satisfying had John not been gay.
Calvins Brother almost 2 years ago
“He may not be the Best Man, but he’ll do!”
Mountaingreenery almost 2 years ago
What teen aged boys imagine happens, after they douse themselves in half a bottle of Axe.
Blatherskite almost 2 years ago
Beware! In their secret meeting place in the Enchanted Forest, the gingers continue their evil plot to replace us!
stamps almost 2 years ago
What a piece of work is man!
Ken Holman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dr. Frankenstein did much better the second time around.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Garden Of Armida or The Garden Party:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Mythological_paintings_by_John_Collier" site=commons.wikimedia.org
(syntax supported by the Google, Yandex, Yahoo, and Bing search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Armida, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this circa 1899, roughly life size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2930 (May 23, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 12 works, by this artist, have been used here (13 times, with one different caption repeat). The September 12, 2019, strip has the prior. The artist info URLs in my comment there are among my blog comment’s here links.
pkdavis almost 2 years ago
They were all so drunk they didn’t realize he was a mannikin.
Jml58 almost 2 years ago
Nanny Ogg had served her famous oyster and carrot pie.
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Why?….
Funny_Ha_Ha almost 2 years ago
Ted regretted accepting the invite to the bachelorette party.
po'dawg almost 2 years ago
The girls having some fun with gay Bob.
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 2 years ago
After she passed out, then we gave her a wedgie. Then we positioned her to sit like that … and then we drew all over her face …
But really … we are nice gals!
Solstice*1947 almost 2 years ago
/// Women don’t act like this in real life.
With red flags this whole picture is rife.
The answer, of course,
is his messy divorce.
They’ve been hired by his not yet ex-wife.