Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Does this career come with medical, dental, and a 401K?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    But yours is a Rat’s labor.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Rat, that is an overstuffed field of work I am sorry to say!

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    As if somebody’s going to pay you for just insulting others.

    Wait, what am I saying?

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    Wow, he probably posts right here on Go Comics!

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Rat is preparing for a run for Congress.

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    nicka93  almost 2 years ago

    Must be a psychologist.

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    Robin Harwood  almost 2 years ago

    My labours are the same as Rat’s, but I’m not paid enough for it.

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    Zeno2099  almost 2 years ago

    Rat is contradicting his second statement with his third one.

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Too many like Rat today!

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    _lounger_  almost 2 years ago

    Gotta lotta things to do in this world

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When you love what you do, it’s not work. And if you’re not working, you don’t have a career.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 2 years ago

    Judge Rat? Sounds familiar somehow.

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Goat has never listened to talk radio.

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    Kayak_Brian  almost 2 years ago

    FOX, MSNBC, CNN, et al are full of Rats.

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    Procat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rat’s last comment is fitting as today is National Cartoonists Day.

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Why should Rat worry about a career anyways? He’s only got four or five years to live!

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    zerotvus  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not anti-social……I’m anti stupid…….

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    monya_43  almost 2 years ago

    The compensation for that won’t cover Rat’s cost of beer, though.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s not a profession, it’s a calling.

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    chris_o42  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to do it!

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    It works on twitter, or it did. I think the job title at twitter was “Monitor of Toxicity” or something like that.

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    Croc Holliday  almost 2 years ago

    We all do it, and we’re all the subject of others’ judgment at some point as well.

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    MS72  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t pay for this, but somebody is giving PASTIS money. How can we stop them…

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    F-Flash  almost 2 years ago

    That’s a full time job!

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    RobinHood  almost 2 years ago

    Hey, thats the job of The View, Sean Hannity, and Joe Scarborough.

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    HOTLOTUS1  almost 2 years ago

    i guess he’ll never be out of work

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I think we’ve all done that if we’ve watched youtube “crash” videos and backyard wanna-be heroes attempting stunts.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Rat is a “critical moment” in progress…

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He’s a rat

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    awcoffman  almost 2 years ago

    With all the stupidity out there, someone needs to call it out. Only half of the human race has a 3-digit IQ.

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    laskeans Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Happy National Cartoonist day, dude.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    So Rat’s a politician, then. He was already president of this strip once, so it makes sense.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, to have a purpose…

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    Happy Cartoonists Day, Stephan!

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    The problem in arguing with idiots, is that anyone watching can’t tell who is who.

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    The Almighty Cookie Monster  almost 2 years ago

    WE NEED MORE GUARD DUCK

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    SheMc  almost 2 years ago

    Oh a volunteer! doesn’t pay, how do you eat? oh you’re a rat, your food etc. is normally free!!!

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    smartty cat  almost 2 years ago

    …….know thyself Rat. Aren’t you the one who rats on everyone else?

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    curtlyon19  almost 2 years ago

    I tend to be rather judgemental myself

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    198.23.5.11  almost 2 years ago

    Not only does Rat have a “job for life”,he’ll pull down a fortune in overtime.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Rat has a point. Sadly, stupidity often wins.,

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    RaulMartinez  almost 2 years ago

    It does, too, count. Don Rickles.

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    pontiac59  almost 2 years ago

    I find I do that a lot too.

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    kauri44  almost 2 years ago

    I thought Rat was the only one who had a paying job.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    Most folks do that, Rat. At REAL jobs, jobs their actuapaid to do.

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    Here come the judge, here come the judge!

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    More of a vocation than a career.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    I judge others’ stupidity every time I drive. I’ll never have an SUV because my IQ is too high.

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    bunrabbit99  almost 2 years ago

    i have been doing that job for free for years – where do i sign up to get paid????

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Nothing wrong with Rat’s logic but it’s not his logic that is in question. This is a matter of Ethics (or morality, if you will)….

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