Reminds me of a few assignments I wrote while on the bus to school. It was obvious to my teachers, and later to my parents after the teachers called, I had done them on the bus. To say my parents were displeased upon occasion with my efforts at the alchemy of academe (math mostly) led to consequences.
In reality, which we’re here to avoid, Calvin wrote the story making Hobbes the hero of the evening’s adventures, which is a wonderfully creative work. Next up Shakespeare and Hobbes.
The one thing you really can’t do here is try to make sense of Calvin’s universe, by trying to apply the rules of our universe. You might as well try to understand how Wile E. Coyote is repeatedly blown up, run over and smashed by boulders, yet emerges completely recovered in the next scene.
Charles Barr Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It would have been even more fun if Calvin had brought Hobbes along to read it.
BE THIS GUY almost 2 years ago
That’s ingratitude for you, especially after Hobbes the Handsome Tiger saved the day.
codycab almost 2 years ago
Everybody’s a critic.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 2 years ago
More evidence that Hobbes is real: if Calvin himself wrote the story, why does he seem genuinely surprised when he read the title?
Unless he’s a REALLY good actor.
Kymberleigh almost 2 years ago
Just as I was expecting when I posted yesterday …
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Hobbes made your homework and he wrote what he likes.
Macushlalondra almost 2 years ago
That’s what you get for not doing it yourself Calvin.
DaveG1960 almost 2 years ago
Truth hurts….
shrekk almost 2 years ago
If Hobbes is imaginary doesn’t that mean Calvin is reading an empty paper?
rshive almost 2 years ago
Guess that time traveling is a poor way to use time.
Susan00100 almost 2 years ago
Can’t stand the truth, Calvin??
Who, me? almost 2 years ago
Probably should have proof-read it before class…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I wonder if Hobbes grew up to be a Presidential speech writer?
Katzen1415 almost 2 years ago
Calvin has the best angry expressions!
joegeethree almost 2 years ago
So far, so good.
gantech almost 2 years ago
I work in quality systems, where documentation is everything.
Strong case here for proofreading….
Just-me almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of a few assignments I wrote while on the bus to school. It was obvious to my teachers, and later to my parents after the teachers called, I had done them on the bus. To say my parents were displeased upon occasion with my efforts at the alchemy of academe (math mostly) led to consequences.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 2 years ago
These stuffed tigers should come with a warning label: Never trust a tiger to help with homework.
MitmanArt almost 2 years ago
Titled, not entitled. Sheesh!
txmystic almost 2 years ago
I love how neither adult called him out for not seeming to know the content of his own story…
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
If this ends up in smooches with Susie Derkins, Calvin’s head will explode…
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
In reality, which we’re here to avoid, Calvin wrote the story making Hobbes the hero of the evening’s adventures, which is a wonderfully creative work. Next up Shakespeare and Hobbes.
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
It’s going to have a surprise ending.
CeceliaWD Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Bill W is Calvin.
dv1093 almost 2 years ago
OK, laugh out loud today. The last panel of Calvin is priceless.
john_chubb almost 2 years ago
But on a positive note – he got an A for his creative writing assignment.
bloodykate almost 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!
Camiyami Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ooo I can’t wait to hear this! Ha! I hope we get to!
dadlivonia almost 2 years ago
OK, if Hobbes is a stuffed animal, alive only in Calvin’s imagination, who wrote this story – Calvin would not have said this about himself
mindjob almost 2 years ago
Hobbes did in fact write the story, the claw marks on the paper are a dead give away
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Calvin’s so irresponsible he didn’t even read it ahead of time.
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
No one believed Elwood Dowd, when he said Harvey was real either.
wiley207 almost 2 years ago
Epic face from Calvin in the last panel! Hobbes has done it again!
Zoom almost 2 years ago
Hi guys I’m new here and I’ve heard of this strip, what is it about? Can you give me some pointers?
InquireWithin almost 2 years ago
This is sad. Calvin clearly has a dissociative disorder of some type (unless the DSM has changed terminology since I last looked).
g04922 almost 2 years ago
I am sure the Teacher will love it….. Hobbes always saves the day.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Schizophrenics often surprise themselves.
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The one thing you really can’t do here is try to make sense of Calvin’s universe, by trying to apply the rules of our universe. You might as well try to understand how Wile E. Coyote is repeatedly blown up, run over and smashed by boulders, yet emerges completely recovered in the next scene.
GreggW Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One of the downsides to having multiple personality disorder.
hagarthehorrible almost 2 years ago
At least the furball made up the homework which you could not do by time travel for hours. Fit case for a tuna sandwich.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Calvin’s line in the first panel should have concerned Miss Wormwood.