Jana’s flesh, said the painter, is pearly / like the necklace he gave her. So, surely, / the ideal Christmas gift / was herself (it showed thrift). / He was so thrilled he unwrapped it early.
Letitia awoke, and clutched the pearls in dismay. “For these ? For these wretched baubles I threw away my precious virginity? Was I mad ? Perhaps…and yet..they’re really, really nice…Ahhh, what the hell. Most girls lose it for nuthin’…
_" What a cheap, lousy party that was! All I got was one crummy set of beads for flashing these beauties. I’m never going to a Gay Pride Mardi Gras Parade again! "_
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
To distract, playing cards with her spouse, / with cologne, her nude bosom she’d douse. / But she soon understood / that, no matter how good, / her one pair didn’t beat a full house.
At the risk of being thought rude / And of having a bad attitude/ There’s no reason artistic / (Now, please don’t go ballistic) Why this subject demands she be nude.
Herr Feikl may be on a mission/ for more talent he’s probably wishin/ but my one extra “like”/ isn’t part of a spike. / Of tits he will not be the “Titian”..
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
“A necklace for a flash. I wonder what I can get for…”
sparklite over 2 years ago
Cheap glass beads could never make moot
the stupid remark that got Bob the boot.
Testosterone impaired,
he glibly compared
Sue’s boobs to “low hanging fruit.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
“He said he will give me a pearl necklace. But I already have this one."
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
Jana’s flesh, said the painter, is pearly / like the necklace he gave her. So, surely, / the ideal Christmas gift / was herself (it showed thrift). / He was so thrilled he unwrapped it early.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
her necklace told her bra, you give those two a lift, i’m going to hang around a while
rmremail over 2 years ago
Karen, trying to figure out how to attach the nipple chain. The darn thing came without a manual.
rmremail over 2 years ago
Lucy mused that she could get $100 if she sold the necklace. Or she could rent out ‘the girls’ and get that much for just an hour.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 2 years ago
She needs a couple of pasties… I’d suggest a couple in the form of “Forget-me-nots.”
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
When the male organ starts salutin’
There is simply no refutin’
that her breasts are better
when outside of a sweater)
Than the breasts of Vladimir Putin !
orinoco womble over 2 years ago
“He thinks he can get away with shiny beads and shallow flattery!”
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
Pasties. Smart strippers never leave home without them.
pcolli over 2 years ago
Feed the baby?
Buzzworld over 2 years ago
That reminds me, I love breast meat on Thanksgiving.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
akt du lieber divky…
Reader over 2 years ago
It’s your make-up you’ve forgotten.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
We don’t really need a “zoom”: / we probably can assume)/ from what she is wearing/ (and what she is baring)/ that it’s warm enough in the room.
ljfuson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dang is all of the beads I got for last night’s “show”!?
DM2860 over 2 years ago
Well if it is 18th century France, maybe some additional jewelry to enhance her “features” .
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Letitia awoke, and clutched the pearls in dismay. “For these ? For these wretched baubles I threw away my precious virginity? Was I mad ? Perhaps…and yet..they’re really, really nice…Ahhh, what the hell. Most girls lose it for nuthin’…
Linguist over 2 years ago
_" What a cheap, lousy party that was! All I got was one crummy set of beads for flashing these beauties. I’m never going to a Gay Pride Mardi Gras Parade again! "_
prrdh over 2 years ago
“The stuff from Victoria’s Secret keeps getting skimpier and skimpier.”
Another Take over 2 years ago
“A painful hand cramp and an exhausted left arm. But hey – jewelry!”
Bilan over 2 years ago
That perplexed look as she wonders why the artist wanted her half-dressed staring at a necklace.
Well, the second part is perplexing.
Calvins Brother over 2 years ago
She forgot to smile for the camera (painter).
The Wolf In Your Midst over 2 years ago
No shirt, no shoes, no problem!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oliver told me to wear the new necklace but not to wear my bra?
Holden Awn over 2 years ago
A whole room full of guys, and all she got was a pearl necklace?
stamps over 2 years ago
Nude rosaries is the latest trend to attract people to the Catholic faith.
Ken Holman Premium Member over 2 years ago
Kateřina could not figure out the newfangled brassiere.
mabrndt Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nude girl:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stanislav_Feikl_-_Akt_d%C3%ADvky.jpg
(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/11/masterpiece-2832.html
I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
… or how can I get the babe to pull down her top so I can ogle her boobs.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sadly, that didn’t begin a trend.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Nice pair!
anomaly over 2 years ago
Honestly, she couldn’t be better dressed.
Solstice*1947 over 2 years ago
To distract, playing cards with her spouse, / with cologne, her nude bosom she’d douse. / But she soon understood / that, no matter how good, / her one pair didn’t beat a full house.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
With or without a dress she got what it takes for a midnight swim.
rugeirn over 2 years ago
At the risk of being thought rude / And of having a bad attitude/ There’s no reason artistic / (Now, please don’t go ballistic) Why this subject demands she be nude.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Nope. Everything looks fine by me……
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Herr Feikl may be on a mission/ for more talent he’s probably wishin/ but my one extra “like”/ isn’t part of a spike. / Of tits he will not be the “Titian”..
d1234dick Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lillith, was wondering if the pearls went around her neck or around her breasts
sparklite over 2 years ago
Much hinges on who you let watch.
Would you snag a nice boy or sasquatch?
Pearls on the neck
embody respect.
But circumbreast-pearls are like panties sans crotch.
sparklite over 2 years ago
Should I donate these to fight famine
or rescue a neighborhood gamin?
Oh, blow it off, girl.
We’ve never worn pearls.
We’ll have all the guys we can cram in.
sparklite over 2 years ago
♬ “And I don’t even know my last name.”♬
[Carrie Underwood]
shanen0 over 2 years ago
I don’t know anything about art, but I know I had to give it a Like.