Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2021

She should know by now what kind of mustard Larry likes.

2nd Croc misunderstanding in three days.

Good old Larry…all he is missing is MAGA cap

It’s a good thing she didn’t off Grey Poupon as a choice…

Yes, Larry Poupon toilet every day.

So when you go to dee john, you get the yellow stuff?

Crocs back! Like a breath of fresh air! Result: One of the funniest strips of the year. To celebrate, I’m going to go to my piano and play that wonderful Franz Liszt piece, “Harmonies du Pissoir”.

Larry once go to school, but was mustard out.

Is “regular” mustard French’s mustard? No, it’s Americans’ mustard.

What? No relish? What a dill.

He goes to de John when he must turd

Do you have any grey poop on?

Larry need bigger TV to watch dee game on ! Woooman must really love Larry to make him hot dogs … with mussstard !

Silly man… thank you for my daily chuckle

I would have thought that a croc would commit the most heinous act of frankfurter abuse – catsup!

You gotta love these gators. Stephan, you really need to put the gators in more often. We all miss em!

lmao

YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! LARRY!!! YAY!!!!

Beer mustard; not just any ole flavored kind, but the kind with real beer. Try it, you’ll like it!

Crocs twice this week!!!!!! Maybe there is a god after all!!!!!

Missed the Crocs. Loved the one about “Da Google”.

This strip definitely needs more crocs.

Bertman Original Ball Park Mustard

Is the only one for me.

These strange characters again

Mustard is not for me. I like chili dogs better.

Default: De line, west of which de state of California will sink into de sea at de next major quake.

Problem is, the final “n” of Dijon is silent. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Fr-Dijon.ogg

Wooman make 2 misteaks – talking when the game is on and not bringing him more beer.

Larry not know Dijon so he went to pee in da John …no big deal

I’ve only heard that term in old tv programs. And YAY! Crocs twice in a row!

Larry’s TV is more modern than Rat and Pig’s.

Where he cuts the mustard.

Are those um, real hot dogs, or the snack we humans call by that name? Crocs will eat anything!

Hooray!! Larry and the fam are back. He reminds me of me. Hahahaha

Theenk Larry like all kinds mouseturd.

It’s no wonder Larry is so stupid. If you ask me, someone needs to bring him back to school and actually make him stay there so that he’ll actually learn these things.

Larry is definitely peeculiar ,

… Time to CUT THE MUSTARD !!! … ;)

Calling Rat, calling Rat! You’re needed, along with your oversized mallet, in today’s comic strip!

He likes to listen to Dijon and the Belmonts.

Yea!!! Larry two days in a row. Let’s have more of him. He might decide to switch his tastes from Zeeba to pork chops. After all pigs are slower than zeebas. And then there is always bacon.

Welcome back alligators!

I figured Larry would ask for Dijon… and Digarfield… maybe Dilymon and Diodie

Regularity is good. Irregular pants tend to fall down.

Someone needs to tell Larry that zeebas are much better with dijon

I’m curious what the dogs look like.

I love Larry and his pals.

Yay!! The crocs are back!!

Another mystery for the non-native speakers…why is it called ‘the john’?…

Chili & grated cheddar on my hot dogs, please.

Larry is priceless :)

Hey Steph:Clever, clever pun.

Good ol’ Larry is a regular guy, all right, but he is dumber than mustard (either yellow or dijon)….

Yes, when I mustard I go to dijon but I try not to poupon the seat.