Avitarodor

You're not what you think you are. Free

Not as brain dead as you think I am.

Recent Comments

  1. about 23 hours ago on Aunty Acid

    I didn’t realize it wasn’t. Maybe that was my problem…

  2. 2 days ago on Stone Soup Classics

    How’s the pregnancy going?

  3. 2 days ago on bacon

    Ghost groan and moan because their feet are cold. Did you ever lose a sock in the laundry? Look in your attic and you will find the ones the ghost isn’t wearing.

  4. 3 days ago on Stone Soup Classics

    Let me guess: they were being quiet, way too quiet!

  5. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    They are called “lesbians”.

  6. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    And just what is “Irrational” about my fear of eggs?

  7. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

    A cute little quote I found while looking for an explanation:

    English spelling makes less sense than a chimp on speed reciting Shakespeare in Swahili." – oerkelens

  8. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

    women are, woman is. but never “hey 81tch” if you want to see tomorrow.

  9. 3 days ago on Aunty Acid

    Like a cracked egg.

  10. 3 days ago on Stone Soup Classics

    Anything she asks for, from pizza to exotic Asian dishes: I follow recipes to the letter and then note changes for next time. I make her homemade bread, Shepherd’s Pie (Keefpie per Kieth Richard’s recipe), steak, eggs and bacon, or whatever. Food is a lot of fun. I also sweep and mop, vacuum, and do any laundry she will let me do. Need a picture framed? I got it. Want an archery target? Arrows repaired? A grandfather clock? I even wash and service her car while she sleeps.