Not as brain dead as you think I am.
“Anyone know why the chocolate pudding taste so funky?”
Why bother guessing? Do what I did: pole the router and have it tell you its password.
I worked in a food plant. How many stories do you want? You ate our product. Most of the time it was safe.
Didn’t try the Bar-B-Que, did you?
Kind of a loose fit for some of us guys. So what did she do to get that thing so big to start with? Give birth to an elephant?
Sapsaree for dinner anyone? Have a leg: it will keep bad luck away for hours! Well, ok, all it really does is keep the dog from begging at the table.
I had an aunt that referred to her clothes as having came from Omar.
This space for rent. Well, I’m not using it.
Thanks Dan: this one gave me a real good chuckle
Were’s his mask?