“Amphibians only!” in this whole section of the beach. Most of the other Salamanders have an are just a little bit along farther down the beach. There are some Frogs are about 4 feet farther down from that.
We’ll let Caecilians in – they like to be real close – like Zero feet away.
I got an extra laugh at the momma newt covering her child’s eyes — seems to me newts would be no more offended by naked humans than we are by naked horses or elephants.
momofalex7 over 2 years ago
Learn how to spell!
Ratkin over 2 years ago
That thing that looks like a dead whale over there is Gingrich.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
The fins on the surfboard are backwards also.
electricshadow Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Dear, you might need a new prescription for your glasses.”
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
“If I newt your were coming I’d’ve baked a cake, hired a band…ah, sorry folks no clamming without a fishing license.”
pcolli over 2 years ago
…. w t eft….
nosirrom over 2 years ago
I hope they get better. Life can be difficult when you’re turned into a newt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB5ig6vpQug
Bilan over 2 years ago
Why can’t it be a Newt, Non-Newt, Nude Newt and Nude Non-Newt beach?
iggyman over 2 years ago
Hey look fellows it Sal and Amanda !
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Look out for geckos.
osceola over 2 years ago
What are they looking at?
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 2 years ago
Oops!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago
DON’T LOOK, ETHEL! :o
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
the surfers look like that came as newts to them…
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Someone read the brochure wrong…
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lizards hanging out.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Do you really want to go surfing naked? That seems like it could be painful.
Michael G. over 2 years ago
“I got better.”
Doug K over 2 years ago
“Amphibians only!” in this whole section of the beach. Most of the other Salamanders have an are just a little bit along farther down the beach. There are some Frogs are about 4 feet farther down from that.
We’ll let Caecilians in – they like to be real close – like Zero feet away.
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Wait ’til they visit Bear Mountain.
kartis over 2 years ago
Take me to your lizard!
Comics fan Premium Member over 2 years ago
When enjoying a newt beach, be sure to put sunscreen on your lizard.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Problem is that one of them needs to get their hearing checked:
“I distinctly heard you tell me you wanted to try going to a newt beach!”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Excellent!
paranormal over 2 years ago
One big wave and their all history…
the lost wizard over 2 years ago
Seems a tad discriminatory.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
I newt they shouldn’t go there.
Lablubber over 2 years ago
How many newts could Newt neuter if Newt could neuter newts?
stamps over 2 years ago
What if you’re gender newtral?
GentlemanBill over 2 years ago
Well, their day is totally eft…
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
I got an extra laugh at the momma newt covering her child’s eyes — seems to me newts would be no more offended by naked humans than we are by naked horses or elephants.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Hey, it’s Amphibian Optional, leave them alone.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Covering one eye of the little newt. lol
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
The newts have suits!
Indianapolis Smith over 2 years ago
A witch turned me into one once…
zeexenon over 2 years ago
At that point, I’d have major shrinkage.
cwg over 2 years ago
Newtonian Physicals at work.