Read a short story years ago, don’t know the author. The plot was a astronauts set off to an earth like planet. When they get there the planet is shrouded in thick clouds. They land near an ocean which is lined with a white rim. They soon discover the white is bleached bones and the shore is crowded with humanoids. They realize that the humanoids have been introduced to multiply and will be harvested to feed " superior " beings. And we are to experience the same fate
A man from the continent ( Europe ) comes over to America as a tourist. He dwcides to have a meal at a nice restaurant. When he’s seated the waitress comes over and asks the gentleman what he would like to order.
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress blushes and turns around to compose herself.
Again she asks what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress is getting annoyed
She asks a third time what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress can’t stand his behaviour and smacks him cross the face
Man at the next able leans over and whispers to the tourist, “Over he we pronounce it keesh”
Opportunities missed – if this happened to the Blouted Buttwhistle especially when he called himself “the chosen one” and they had a gilded image (was that a graven image or a craven image?) we could have been rid of him. And they’d never be able to get that foul taste out of their mouths so they’d definitely never try it again. Win-win!
There is also an Outer Limits episode where 6 cities blocks of Earth are transported to another planet to serve an alien race. When the humans find out what is going on they kill themselves
lemme think*********seems i remember some one else saying he was the “chosen one!” who was—-oh yes-now i remember- and with any luck at all, he will also be in the stew pot with a whole group of others, who, if justice really does matter, will be cooked really well!
Considering the relative size of the eaters, the about to be eaten look more like appetizers. Sometimes Wiley is excruciatingly funny, and sometimes he makes me wince.
I just mowed my backyard. Now keep in mind, I haven’t mowed the rather large (for our “suburban city”) back yard since May…. Needless to say, it was not easy. I sort of wish some aliens swooped me up and away half-way through! I have been mowing the front every two or three weeks to avoid a citation from the city; the back is hidden by the 6’ doggie fence. The back has, quite literally, gone to the dogs and whatever native weeds southeastern Virginia has blowing in the wind or dropped by birds… I am allergic to most of them, so the disposable COVID-19 mask comes in very handy for yard work!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 3 years ago
To serve man….
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s awful…but funny.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
It means you never have to mow the lawn again!
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Choice is overrated unless it’s my choice…
Ida No almost 3 years ago
Sounds about right. Really want to wash it off first, though…
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
Read a short story years ago, don’t know the author. The plot was a astronauts set off to an earth like planet. When they get there the planet is shrouded in thick clouds. They land near an ocean which is lined with a white rim. They soon discover the white is bleached bones and the shore is crowded with humanoids. They realize that the humanoids have been introduced to multiply and will be harvested to feed " superior " beings. And we are to experience the same fate
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
“It’s a cookbook! Oh, it’s a cookbook!”
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Today’s Special: Catch of the Day assortment
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Would you like ketchup with that? Would you like to super size it?
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
Oh, you don’t want that one! They’re too hard to clean!
gbars70 almost 3 years ago
A tractor beam doesn’t pull you outa your clothes,..
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
The chef’s hat is a nice touch.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Let’s see, shoes, socks, pants, shirt, cap.
That means he went commando.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Those tongs are going to leave a mark.
ollou90 almost 3 years ago
Not to intentionally be a spoiler here, but could this cartoon actually be a comment about the nonsense of the notion of the rapture?
Brockie almost 3 years ago
Oh geesh, Wiley toking and drawing again….
einarbt almost 3 years ago
Yes, he was chosen…
EasternWoods almost 3 years ago
Joke
A man from the continent ( Europe ) comes over to America as a tourist. He dwcides to have a meal at a nice restaurant. When he’s seated the waitress comes over and asks the gentleman what he would like to order.
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress blushes and turns around to compose herself.
Again she asks what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress is getting annoyed
She asks a third time what he would like to order
“A quickie” the man says
The waitress can’t stand his behaviour and smacks him cross the face
Man at the next able leans over and whispers to the tourist, “Over he we pronounce it keesh”
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Hundred degree heat will do that to you. Especially if you’ve had a couple of beers to keep up your liquid intake.
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
I think it was Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof who complained, “I know we’re the chosen ones… But couldn’t you chose someone else for a change?”
Chris almost 3 years ago
yep, you’re choosing alright.
franki_g almost 3 years ago
I have déjà vu about that last panel, and a lousy memory. Is this a rerun, or maybe some other strip had the same idea once upon a time..
freewaydog almost 3 years ago
They’re giving the Wiley Bears a run for their money!
Drag0nr1der almost 3 years ago
Be careful what you believe in…..
rs0204 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That does it. I’m never cutting grass again!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Poor guy probably never got picked first for a team in Grade School. I suppose that makes him more tender.
Stormy Panda almost 3 years ago
Hmmm. I bet he’d be well marbled. Like Wagyu beef.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One rapture coming up!
edbeat almost 3 years ago
Yet another reason I don’t want to be “raptured”.
mrwalker008 almost 3 years ago
I find it repulsive, not humorous.
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
That’s what you get for being free range. In the house in front of the TV with a beer = safety.
Dani Rice almost 3 years ago
Well, if folks who eat vegetables are vegetarians, then cannibals are true humanitarians.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
And you’re nice and fresh and plump!
kartis almost 3 years ago
Quite a revelation, eh?
Tempest2 almost 3 years ago
As it is August, it is once again Vacation time for Wiley. Enjoy the flashbacks to earlier strips.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
And to think I thought he was being abducted by aliens…
kathleenhicks62 almost 3 years ago
repulsive
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“If you don’t have a seat at the table……..”
Display almost 3 years ago
Opportunities missed – if this happened to the Blouted Buttwhistle especially when he called himself “the chosen one” and they had a gilded image (was that a graven image or a craven image?) we could have been rid of him. And they’d never be able to get that foul taste out of their mouths so they’d definitely never try it again. Win-win!
mindjob almost 3 years ago
There is also an Outer Limits episode where 6 cities blocks of Earth are transported to another planet to serve an alien race. When the humans find out what is going on they kill themselves
ChazNCenTex almost 3 years ago
No one noticed that the guy thinks he’s being taken up by the “Rapture”.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Take me PLEASE. I ready to leave here.
wndflower1 almost 3 years ago
lemme think*********seems i remember some one else saying he was the “chosen one!” who was—-oh yes-now i remember- and with any luck at all, he will also be in the stew pot with a whole group of others, who, if justice really does matter, will be cooked really well!
liberalnlovinit over 2 years ago
Extremist’s hubris…
Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago
And THAT’S why I don’t mow my lawn.
harebell over 2 years ago
Considering the relative size of the eaters, the about to be eaten look more like appetizers. Sometimes Wiley is excruciatingly funny, and sometimes he makes me wince.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 2 years ago
what a charming comic! wiley does it again! genius!
JenSolo02 over 2 years ago
I just mowed my backyard. Now keep in mind, I haven’t mowed the rather large (for our “suburban city”) back yard since May…. Needless to say, it was not easy. I sort of wish some aliens swooped me up and away half-way through! I have been mowing the front every two or three weeks to avoid a citation from the city; the back is hidden by the 6’ doggie fence. The back has, quite literally, gone to the dogs and whatever native weeds southeastern Virginia has blowing in the wind or dropped by birds… I am allergic to most of them, so the disposable COVID-19 mask comes in very handy for yard work!
bakana over 2 years ago
Do not Celebrate until you determine just What that gooey substance you landed in IS.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
A fear that is baseless. Humans though have very excitable imaginations.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 2 years ago
And after they get done with that grill he’s been rapcharred.
RetVet24 over 2 years ago
From ‘rapture’ to appetizer.
moontime70 over 2 years ago
Clothes must taste terrible to the aliens.