retired history teacher
The rest of us knew all along it wouldn’t happen.
Inquiring minds want to know: why did you have to pick up the cat? Most of them will make themselves scarce when you are running the vacuum.
Trump wouldn’t have a cat. You can’t boss a cat around the way you can a dog.
And everybody knows a soda can looks exactly like a gun.
My dad once pulled out a pocket calculator to see if getting a discount for paying now was less expensive than charging it. It wasn’t.
I am a Christian, and I think a theocracy is stupid and dangerous. Our forefathers came to America to worship as they please; let’s not throw that baby out with the bathwater.
Oh? I thought it was Hillary’s fault.
You have to handle The Great Pretender the way I treated The Late and Unlamented (my first husband). If you don’t want him to do something, tell him it’s a great idea, and he won’t do it to spite you. He thinks.