Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2021

How far do you have to canoodle before you reach home?

The best 6 miles of his life.

Always remember to bring the proper supplies; the whole kit and canoodle.

I like noodles, but what’s with the unnecessary prefixes?

So Pigita went with you?

If the boat’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.

Tip the canoe and Tyler too!

Pig said he went on a CANOE ride, not a CANOODLE ride! ;D

Do you score when you’ve canoodled? Asking for a rodent.

Wait, that’s not correct? I’ve been calling it canoodling for years!

Oh well, at least I can still paddle my kayaroke in peace.

Can you canoodle a canoe?

Can you canoodle a canoe with a cannibal in a canal in Canada?

Yes, you can canoodle a canoe with a cannibal in a canal in Canada?

Goat you need at least two more panels to get through to Pig ;-)

So, Pig, what else is canoe with you?

Goat, stop correcting folks oar you might get paddled!

Despite the rumors it’s not true that to become a Canadian citizen you have to demonstrate you can have sex in a canoe. So if you hear it, don’t repeat it.

Pig must have reconciled with Pigita or he’s cheating on her.

Go with canoodled. I’m saying canoodled from now on.. no matter what I’m doing.

Did you canoodle with the poodle who likes to doodle pictures of the whole kit-n-kaboodle?

Is there a canoodling race sometime soon?

Pig used his canoodle.

That’s a good word. I’ll have to remember it.

Sounds like he made it at least to third base.

That must have been some canoe ride!

The question is, how far did he canoe?

don’t tell him how to properly canoodle his canoe

Well that is a lot more canoodling than I have been doing lately.

“Use the right word, not its second cousin.” “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is really a large matter – it is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug.” Mark Twain.

With Pig, you never know if he’s serious and dumb or if his humor is too sophisticated for an average person to understand.

I canoodle too. But it’s usually two minutes noodles.

Wonder if Pigita was canoodling with PIG? Hmm!

Can you canoe?

I canoodle, canoe?

Somewhere down the Euphemism River…

Not gonna lie, I have never been canoeing. But it sounds peaceful.

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? Because it’s f’ing close to water.

Can you convert canoodled miles to paddidilated?

It isn’t the size of the paddle. It’s how you use it.

If Pig canoodle, anybody can!

Love it !

It was an Italian Canoe?

“and then he’d row, row, row way up the river…”

“How far did you go?” Hopefully all the way.

Once you look up canoodle, u realise how messed up this is.

Does Pig like Chick Canoodle Soup?

I have no shame…

Oh, ye of little vocabulary, Pig!

Get a dictionary (a good one)….

This will get buried, but hear me out: what if Pig when canoodling on a canoe? That would make the second panel accurate and Pig would be 200 IQ-ing us.

I like oodles of canoodles.

I went canoodling and my husband did not understand..