That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 26, 2020

“Thanks”

Why are the women wearing their COVID face masks on top of their heads?

“You know that turkey is for all of us, don’t you.”

“Table this motion!”

Uh-oh. When the wife and girlfriend find out about each other.

“Hey, Martha, this loser keeps asking whether the stuffing is gluten-free.”

“I don’t care if your family came over on Bekins Van Lines, pilgrim. Around here no tip means fat lip!”

“The position and value of sex on the pyramid (of human needs) has also been a source of criticism regarding Maslow’s hierarchy”. My college professor slyly put it so; “You can always have dinner later.”

“It’s Tofurkey and green bean salad, or you can go to your mother in law’s and eat meat. Your call.”

“If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding, How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?”

“Get us a turkey, or you’ll be dead right where you sit Pilgrim.”

“Here’s to our wives and lovers. May they never meet.”

It is called “Between Two Fires”.

The artist did not survive the Titanic.

No cranberry sauce ? What kind of an inn is this?

We want some stuffing, if you take my meaning…

Ruby White! Don’t you dare criticize my cooking, Andy loves it! And he doesn’t need your jug of wine to wash it down, he’s just thirsty.

So you reserved a table for 6 for just yourself?

What manner of varlet weareth his hat at table?

♩they was too close together, i couldn’t tell one from the other…

By the time everyone was undressed, the moment had passed.

Let’s enliven the celebration/ with a holiday “congregation” / I am here, and I’m free/ and behold, so is she/ ‘tis a chance for some “triangulation”!

Jeremiah, we’re warning you! One mention of politics today and its no turkey for you!

Hiram Goodman thought he was in Christian’s Calvinist Cafe until the girls laughing informed him that he’d wandered into Denny’s Den of Iniquity.

Got enough starch in that collar?

Puritans would have you flogged in stocks or such thoughts. Ooo, baby, ooo, baby, ooo!

Governor Coumo caught AGAIN!

I prefer them with sliced onion, sliced apple, cranberry sauce and other fixings. And pepper jack and/or sharp cheddar.

“I’m a white-bread kind of guy, but I’m sure we could meat in the middle…”

At the risk of sounding cynical/ or worse, of waxing clinical/ I can’t see the fun/ in “gittin’ her done” / on a pyramidal pinnacle.

“Ummm, where do you ladies plan to sit? HOLD ON! STOP THAT! HELP!”

Between Two Fires: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Millet_Fracis_David_Between_Two_Fires.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/millet_francis_davis.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/2718 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Francis_Davis_Millet/22041/Francis_Davis_Millet.aspx 

https://snaccooperative.org/view/35662086 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2587 (November 25, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

The painting is also called, “A Thorn Between Two Roses”

or… “It’s tough to keep claiming Trump won.”

I’ll have what she’s having.

Brother henry has his neck brake so he doesn’t go to deep into the ladies, i mean the turkey

Would you like us to clear the table? And replace it with … us? Perhaps?

Right, put the drippy chandelier directly over the good tablecloth.

“Just sit down and eat. I’m not posting another comic until I’m full.”

Took Friday off to go shopping?

If there Last Tango In Paris butter in that sandwich?

Now, I understand John Wayne !!!!