Maybe it’s that natural organic product-you know corncobs.
and if you are not married you can always call yourself a misanthrope.
Although there are some that you can say in public because no one knows what they mean ala the name of the President in Dr. Strangelove.
Maybe his name is James, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOZMF3weHvc
A little Lava soap and a good stiff scrub brush would probably dim it down with a good scrubbing or twelve.
If you are going to be offended by the comments, don’t read them. There are several strips I enjoy, but can’t stand the comments some readers frequently post so to save my blood pressure and emotional equilibrium I don’t even open the comments section.
Thus was born “The Strip Polka” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlvtKyajBmU Myron Floren probably had a stroke when he heard this version.
Y’awl come on down, it gets 20 leagues to the galleon. It does have a couple of little dinghies from when the wife drove it. Ketch it while you can, ‘cause at this price it’s going to go fast.
It’s the sound you make trying to scream while biting your tongue with your lips closed. In other words, Ozy is anxious about what happens next but doesn’t want to show it to Millie.
You’se see it was like dis, da bus had a flat tire, that’s why I’se an hour late.