That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 29, 2020

Grandpa awkwardly explaining why things didn’t workout with grandma.

“Kids, when you get to be my age, you don’t care how you look. Just avoid all mirrors.”

Saggy, baggy grandpa

Molly was not pleased that her son wanted to emulate his grandfather’s ‘crazy old man of the woods’ lifestyle, but she figured that if he got it out of his system while he was still young, she would be able to pick up the pieces.

“Someday, this will all be yours.” “Gee, thanks (eyerolls)”

“Aye, your granny was a one-of-a-kind. Loved her children to a fault, but she had a wild side too. I’m wearing her brother’s pelt, and he was v-e-r-y reluctant to give it up.”

The last time any Brazilian artist worried about covering anything.

..and it certainly couldn’t hurt/ for the kiddies to stay alert/ for a chance to acquire/ that piece of attire/ which is commonly known as a “shirt” !

‘if you give me 10 bucks the towel stays in place…’

“It’s only this long now”

“We know grandpa. Thanks for covering it up.”

How does that garment even stay on?

I came here to Woodstock back in 69’……took a couple of the tabs of brown acid …..and…well,….. I’ve been hiding in the woods here ever since. Are you two real or am I having another flashback?

Grandpa explains how to to get that six pack working out just 15 minutes per day.

Gee, Grandpa, you have bigger breasts than my sister.

Then, he was so busy correcting others that he starved to death. Unbelievable, huh?

According to many paintings, the weather must have really been nice all the time…almost everybody was naked!

Look closely, in my hand here is what I call a button and it will work miracles for modern modesty.

So the title is, "The narration of Philitas. So who was Philitas, you ask? Well, here you are. Enjoy!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philitas_of_Cos

Another proud Trump University grad passing along the secrets of his success – for fifty drachma an hour per person.

“Mom, I don’t want to go to the park with Grandpa any more.”

BOY: Keep staring Carla. Grandpa will magically make that towel levitate a few inches!

CARLA: Yeah, right. Abracadabra. We should sell tickets to that miracle…

“It’s a new style from those Germanic types to the north.”

“So, I’ll be happy to take on this lovely lad as my … ah … protegé and then return him when I’ve … uh … thoroughly educated him.”

Ronnie Drew asking a young Shane MacGowan and Kirsty MacColl about the fairy tale of New York.

Never play strip poker with the gods.

The Narrative of Philitas: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rodolfo_Amoedo_-_A_narra%C3%A7%C3%A3o_de_Filectas,_1887.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can translate most web pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this huge painting.

https://www.wikiart.org/en/rodolfo-amoedo 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/7430 

https://www.scielo.br/scielo.php?script=sci_arttext&pid=S0103-21862010000200004 

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/a/Amoedo1.htm 

https://www.guiadasartes.com.br/rodolfo-amoedo/obras-e-biografia 

https://enciclopedia.itaucultural.org.br/pessoa21342/rodolfo-amoedo 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can translate if necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2545 (September 28, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Pants: something the Greeks knew were worn by women. The old guy is kinky.

…and when I got out of the shower all my clothes were gone! “Not again!” I thought. That’s the great thing about Alzheimer’s. You get so many new situations to challenge you every day!

And I hope they get here before the Sheriff does.

Grandpa telling the kids about Berkeley in the Sixties.

Yeah, it is kinda weird having class outside. But it’s better than Zoom school….except everyone forgot to put on pants.

Cynthia wasn’t too keen on a threesome, but the young man wanted to learn some new tricks, so how bad ould it be she asked herself.. she learned a new trick, the boy and old man left her alone.

“I guess you all would be wonderin’ what’s under this strategically placed fabric…”