Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 01, 2019

Susie is so good that she doesn’t know how to get away with being bad.

Hmmm… Susie appears to be a lefty. Also, she has some nice handwriting for a first grader.

Calvin just got upgraded from a pounding to a pummeling.

Tell Miss Wormwood you were entrapped.

Calvin is quite the poet

Was Susie planning on giving that note to Calvin, making a death threat, or just venting her anger?

You go to all the trouble of teaching the kids to write, and then tell them off when they do?

Poor Susie , stalked by a brat , lovely but a brat .

Caught again, I reckon it’s ’bout time to visit the principal.

And when, twenty years down the road, Suzie Bobbitizes Calvin with a meat tenderizing mallet, he ought to know what started it!

Ohhhhh

Beautiful verse, Cal! Right up there with my favourite of all time:

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Most poems rhyme,

… this one doesn’t!

And it’s off to the Principal’s Office where notes will be sent home to the parents. Next a parent/teacher conference followed by notes put into Susie’s permanent record and then Susie’s parents will have to bribe school officials to get her into Stanford, $500,000. They will get caught, Susie expelled, parents in jail, Susie winds up living in a trailer with 4 children married to Calvin.

Do kids still pass paper notes in class? Even if you take their phones away?

usually, when a NFL player gets belted illegally during a game, and then retaliates in same, that is the offense that the refs see and

then penalize the original victim

This is real life, right here! This is exactly how it works in the real world.

what an adorable child!!

Susie, give it up. Sometimes silence is the most eloquent argument.

Calvin is playing it smart, with all the attention on Susie Miss Wormwood is forgetting all about Calvin.

Is that Calvin saying that at the end?

Well Susie, everything you say is true. But see where it gets you.

“…A deep crimson hue” That’s my Calvin. I guarantee nobody else in his class could write anything close to that.

Suzie is learning how to ignore Calvin.

You too can write like Calvin with this handy font. https://www.dafont.com/calvin-and-hobbes.font

As usual the first perp gets away with it – retaliation gets the flag.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

Sorry kid. You’ve fallen victim to a little rat. Just explain it to the teacher and I am sure she will have wisdom and guidance to give you. Not!

We finally get to see another student at this school.

Sus, baby, think about it. A short talk with big Ed the bully and Cal is locker meat! No muss, no fuss, you’re just an innocent bystander.

Seems like this might be of interest here. https://www.facebook.com/berkeleybreathed/photos/pb.108793262484769.-2207520000.1554129186./2441279182569487/?type=3&theater

Susie should play in the NFL – second person always gets caught

I can only imagine what Susie would’ve written had she not been caught by Miss Wormwood.

Calvin was destined to be an attorney when he grew up.

Dear Calvin,

When I’m older, let my hair grow out, develop curves, and sprout long, shapely legs, there will be an entirely different discourse between the two of us. I’m already looking forward to the dramatic power shift.

Yours,

Susie

Any wonder why she doesn’t like Calvin?

some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.

She keeps letting me bate her (sigh). Eventually, she will learn.

Suzie is cursed to be tormented by Calvin.

Miss Wormwood has a really bad knack of only noticing what Susie does but not what Calvin does.

with all this going on they’ll never get to the bug projects

She bites again…pick your battles, Susie.

apparently gocomics recycles comics bc this is in the original calvin and hobbes collection