The crocs aren’t even trying anymore. Maybe the hunger is causing their minds to slip… which would explain why they didn’t just eat the M&M’s instead.
Just be glad they didn’t opt for your belly, Garfield.
Mom always said don’t play ball in the house.
You mean like in The Santa Clause?
When I first read this strip as a kid, I asked my mom the exact same question. She gave me the exact same response.
I thought Sally was born in May.
What do Calvin’s parents do that actually require they have an inkwell?
Have you tried turning Kevin off and on again?
Or maybe it was Scooby-Doo
Wish I thought of that during the blizzard of 96. Probably wouldn’t have mattered though. Due to my mom’s aversion to spicy foods (she even thinks lemon pepper wings are too hot), we probably didn’t have anything in the house.