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My policy is: If it’s growing out of the lawn, it’s fair game. RRRRRrrrrrrr!
A Molotov Cocktail is only “slightly” agitated?
That would certainly help them all keep a little slimmer. Far less time to eat + some exercise.
Reminds of the time that a guy I knew heard a crow cawing above him and leaned back to look only to get a fresh splat directly in the face. He immediately puked. It was hilarious!
It must be the one that has active bugs in it, but I thought that kind was barred by the FDA.
My husband’s family pulls these kinds of stunts on him, and expect him to make the computers work like new ones in the stores. :P He totally hates getting those calls and cringes if they text him with “I just need a moment of your time” messages. :(
When I babysat, I had enough to do with the kids I was caring for. No boyfriends were allowed – my rules, even when the kids’ parents said it was okay with them. Later, when I was a school janitor, my kids (usually just one at a time) was allowed to come with me during summer clean-up or during Spring Break. My eldest (5 at the time) helped me set up the kindergarten classroom after the room was repainted and recarpeted. He knew exactly how it should be arranged. The teacher was delighted with the results and send a letter to the School Superintendent to praise my “initiative.” LOL
When you have a parrot, Spring cleaning is every other day. :P
I’ve driven a stick shift since I was 17. I’ve had too many cars, and never had an automatic for long. Something always goes wrong with the automatic transmission, leaving me stuck in one gear. Probably just bad luck, or “lemons” but I much prefer a standard transmission – it doesn’t leave me stranded or driving in first gear.